- Just think of the paperwork.
- I’m allergic to whatever your handcuffs are made out of.
- Oh, I didn’t know robbing that bank was illegal.
- What do you mean my window was only down 4 inches? I’m very certain that’s 6 inches.
- Evan Vest did it.
- Well, this American Bald Eagle wasn’t going to ride itself.
- Prove it.
- How could I have been driving this stolen car I’m sitting in? I have no hands.
- I can’t blow into that, sir, I was born without lungs.
- Well, I mean, that’s your definition of murder.
- Well, I’m pretty sure my friends 3 George Washingtons, 69 Franklin Delano Roosevelts, 666 Thomas Jeffersons and 420 Abraham Lincolns would disagree (Throw change in cop’s face (they love that)).
Mike Spiegelman, contributor As a shopping mall stand owner, I couldn’t help but notice …