- Just think of the paperwork.
- I’m allergic to whatever your handcuffs are made out of.
- Oh, I didn’t know robbing that bank was illegal.
- What do you mean my window was only down 4 inches? I’m very certain that’s 6 inches.
- Evan Vest did it.
- Well, this American Bald Eagle wasn’t going to ride itself.
- Prove it.
- How could I have been driving this stolen car I’m sitting in? I have no hands.
- I can’t blow into that, sir, I was born without lungs.
- Well, I mean, that’s your definition of murder.
- Well, I’m pretty sure my friends 3 George Washingtons, 69 Franklin Delano Roosevelts, 666 Thomas Jeffersons and 420 Abraham Lincolns would disagree (Throw change in cop’s face (they love that)).
Around the ol’ GI Joe HQ they only know each other by their kick-ass codenames: …