Why we love Eureka
Mainly because, apart from perhaps a black market bazaar in the outskirts of Nairobi, where else on earth do you go when you really, really need to buy a female hyena?
Seriously though, if anyone out there knows this “Chris” fellow, do us a solid and have him contact us. Because for starters, we need to buy this guy a round. And crown him King of Awesomeness Times Infinity Forever.
Legally to own FTW!!!
On second thought, as much as we want to believe that a hyena running around Eureka is cool with animal control and everything, we were under the vague impression that hyenas were, um, you know, sorta like wild animals
Were you eavesdropping on the people behind you in line at the post office? Aww... we know you didn't mean to listen, but did they really just say that? Send it to us and if its funny (or awful) we'll put it in 'The Eavesdroppings' of our next issue. Tell us where you heard it.
Send it here.
You will remain anonymous.