Hipsters nearly burn down Portland by putting ashes into ashtray in the floor?
Fri, 02/04/2011 - 22:22 — Staff
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"That's not careless smoking, that's stupid smoking."
The Associated Press couldn't have picked a better quote from Portland Fire & Rescue spokesman Paul Corah regarding a fire that was started in a Portland home Wednesday, apparently by people using a hole in the floor for an ashtray.
No one was injured in the fire, which reportedly caused about $30,000 in damages.
You'd think they would have just doused the blaze with all their Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Or how 'bout this one?
Now their jeans are really really skinny because they've been fused into their legs from the scorching heat.
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Comments
They're house was so cool
Fri, 02/04/2011 - 23:25 — AnonymousThey're house was so cool they never thought it would catch on fire
Bad spelling
Sat, 02/05/2011 - 02:22 — Anonymoususing a whole in the floor???
you mean a hole?
DUH!
What are you talking about?
Sat, 02/05/2011 - 13:59 — StaffI searched this hole story and didn't see one whole.
So you must have misread it, get your glasses fixed homey.
hip
Sat, 02/05/2011 - 08:32 — AnonymousThey probably figured it would help the gentrification process along.
Full Use
Sat, 02/05/2011 - 08:48 — AnonymousHey, it was handy and not being used for anything else.
Pabst and Tight Pants
Sat, 02/05/2011 - 18:14 — AnonymousThanks for acknowledging that these hipsters probably were drinking Pabst and wearing pants that were most likely legally too tight. I've always warned that hipsters were dangerous. -Andy
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