Realistic Jobs for Your Child’s Future

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A panda-carrier for the Chinese government. Carry baby pandas from viewing window to viewing window, ensuring everyone has a good look.

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Keeping tires company while they wait to be put on a Honda Accord. Tires get lonely. Even around other tires. It’s the tire condition.

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Being a doll nanny. You think dolls can change their own diapers? Not in the future either.

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Bottle Stirrer. The ones on the bottom will get too well done if they aren’t stirred about properly.

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Stuffed animal kisser. Stuffies that aren’t kissed before being shipped out eat children. And not just girls, so that’s no good.

 

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Chris Durant has worked at not working for decades. He's the publisher of Savage Henry Magazine.

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