Dear Savage Henry Magazine,
Thank you for enlightening my 16-year-old to the arcane ways of life behind the emerald triangle. I will blame you when I’m renewing his prison subscription.
“Big Daddy” Calhoun
PS: He thinks I should be a guest on your podcast. Would this act besmirch my otherwise shiny reputation as a community leader? Would there be enough beer? These deep, ethical questions must be answered first.
ed- Big Daddy, to answer your questions: 1) Probably. 2) No, there never is.
So if you’re still interested in coming on the podcast, let us know. Thanks for reading, and sorry about your kid.