Everyone’s got a bucket list for you these days. Well, I have one for you as well. This stuff is mandatory:
1) CLEAN YOUR ROOM
It’s getting really messy. The laundry hamper is there for a reason, OK? And what’s with the dishes? Why are there dishes in here?
2) FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK
I’m not going to tell you again. Do it.
3) LISTEN TO ME
Hey! I’m talking to you! Focus!
4) SHOW ME SOME RESPECT
I’ve earned that much, whether or not you think it.
5) CHECK OUT THIS SPIDER OVER HERE
It’s huge. No, look at it. See? Geez Louise, look at that thing…
6) YOUR AUNT DENISE IS VISITING THIS WEEKEND
7) ALSO, COULD YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH