7 THINGS YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST DO BEFORE YOU DIE

Everyone’s got a bucket list for you these days. Well, I have one for you as well. This stuff is mandatory:

1) CLEAN YOUR ROOM

It’s getting really messy. The laundry hamper is there for a reason, OK? And what’s with the dishes? Why are there dishes in here?

 

2) FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK

I’m not going to tell you again. Do it.

 

3) LISTEN TO ME

Hey! I’m talking to you! Focus!

 

4) SHOW ME SOME RESPECT

I’ve earned that much, whether or not you think it.

 

5) CHECK OUT THIS SPIDER OVER HERE

It’s huge. No, look at it. See? Geez Louise, look at that thing…

 

6) YOUR AUNT DENISE IS VISITING THIS WEEKEND

Just FYI.

 

7) ALSO, COULD YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH

Thanks.

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