Are astronauts nerds? I mean, duh, yeah, for the most part they are, but did any of them actually do anything cool?
On his 15-minute suborbital flight he was actually frying balls on hella acid that his brother gave him from one of the CIA dudes. The whole time he just thought he was Captain Kirk constantly telling the dragon sitting next to him to “Beam him up.”
When he said, “Houston, we’ve had a problem,” he was actually referring to the fact that one of his Ray Ban lenses had fallen out because one of the other astronauts on board had punched him in the face for saying The Velvet Underground was overrated.
Punched Jim Lovell in the face for making an incredibly valid point but did it like a “square”.