The most incredible comedic holiday album of all time is without a doubt Bob Dylan’s Christmas in the Heart. Unfortunately, I don’t think Dylan’s intention was for this to be funny, but it is so bizarre and unlistenable, you’ll quickly find yourself laughing in a maniacal manner. Christmas in the Heart is a collection of overly-orchestrated cheese-dick holiday classics sung by …
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The Odyssey Cult “Volumes 1 and 2”
The Odyssey Cult Volumes 1 and 2 Ben Allen, music editor Devotion to a cult based on sprawling, ambient, feedback-laden guitar improvisation is no easy task. For the uninitiated, The Odyssey Cult is the brainchild of Ethan Miller, a musician known for embracing classic rock sensibilities and down and dirty garage music. On this release, we find Miller with only …
Read More »Album Review: Samantha Gilweit “Single.Mother.Fucker.”
Samantha Gilweit Single.Mother.Fucker. M.Bunny, contributor Samantha Gilweit’s crisp, clear and captivating vocals immediately entrance the listener, captivating them instantly for this thoroughly enjoyable production. Samantha’s voice just sounds sooo right, like you’re listening to an awesomely hilarious audio book with great backing tracks to boot. Upon first listen, I was drawn to the words and her wonderful voice. On a …
Read More »Album Review: Lyndol Descant “Reach Up”
Lyndol Descant Reach Up Sam Greenspan, contributor On her self-produced second album, the sublimely talented Lyndol Descant gives us a recording that is melodic and sweet listening for anyone’s ears. I should clarify, that last descriptor could easily be misconstrued as a milquetoast synapses, as if it could just as easily be background music – quite the opposite. Imagine a …
Read More »Ben’s 10 Volume LXXIX: Artists You’re Most Likely to See Signing Autographs at Your Local Mall
Tiffany Kenny Loggins Paula Abdul Richard Marx Pat Benatar Bobby Brown Debbie Gibson Billy Ocean Olivia Newton-John Eddie Money
Read More »Album Review: Feral Ohms
Feral Ohms Feral Ohms Amanaka, Contributor Remember getting thrown up against a wall and liking it? That’s what Feral Ohms feels like. A good old fashion ass kick straight to the ears. The name “Ethan Miller” was enough to get me interested. Miller has a stellar track record of musical outlets, playing in bands such as Comets on Fire, Heron Oblivion …
Read More »Ben’s 10 Volume LXXVIII: Lesser Known Bob Marley Songs
Satisfy My Bowl Where My Vape Pen? Smokin’ Da Humboldt I Smoked With the Sheriff Rhino Dick Budz Smoke Up, Smoke Up 3 Oz Bluntz Rough and Puffin’ Tough in the Buff Alaskan Thunderfuck 18 Kidz, 12 Moms
Read More »Ben’s 10 Volume LXVII: Translated Passive Aggressive Song Titles
Artist: The Beatles Passive Aggressive Song Title: “Let It Be” Translation: “Get the Fuck Away From Me Paul, the Band is Over!” Artist: Billy Joel Passive Aggressive Song Title: “Just The Way You Are” Translation: “You May Be Butt Ugly, But I Will Look Past That and Stay With You” Artist: The White Stripes Passive Aggressive Song Title: …
Read More »Ben’s 10 Volume LXVVI: The Bold Technological Predictions of Kraftwerk
Between 1975 and 1981, German band Kraftwerk had an impressive run of four concept albums, pioneering electronic music. Their themes centered around technological innovations and their impact on mankind’s future. Here are some of the songs found on those records. Home Computer (1981) Just imagine a world where computers are as prevalent in our homes as televisions. Pocket …
Read More »Ben’s 10 Volume LXXVII: Male Musicians That Should Wear Bikini Tops
1) Notorious B.I.G. Realizing he needed a little extra support, Big Poppa would often surprise beach-going sunbathers by arriving in a polka dot bikini. 2) Jerry Garcia As an entrepreneurial-minded individual, Garcia should have cashed in on the Dead-themed male bras and swimwear market. 3) Rupaul Yup. 4) Jim Morrison (post 1969) Late in his short career, Morrison began dedicating …
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