Chris Durant

Chris Durant has worked at not working for decades. He's the publisher of Savage Henry Magazine.

The Mystery of the Family Jewels

Chris Durant and Zeke Herrera, Staff The door swings open and grandma is standing right there. She’s angry, no doubt, but you can’t figure out why… You were just polishing the family jewels. “Stop! You’re not using any polish? You’re dry-rubbing it? That’s going to damage the family jewels!” You immediately stop, feeling embarrassed. No one ever told you how …

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Other Ways the Delorean Was Used

Movies are supposed to be about two hours long. And even though the Back to the Future franchise had 3 installments they just didn’t have enough time to show you all the other ways the Delorean was used. Lucky for you, I know! October 19th, 1985: Doc Brown goes back to October 1st, 1985 to pay his cable bill so …

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Cornell Reid added to the His and Her Comedy Tour tonight at Humbrews

Dave Ross is a comedian and storyteller in Los Angeles, CA. He is the host of the podcast Terrified on the Nerdist Network and a MOTH GrandSlam winner. You might have seen him on Tosh.0 with his sketch group, WOMEN, or heard him telling stories on KCRW. He has performed at numerous renowned festivals, including the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, Hell …

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Comedy Tonight! (7/29) The Jambalaya

San Francisco comedians Dash Kwiatkowski, Anthony Sandoval, Erik Krasner and Alison Mick headline the last CU Last Tuesday before the 3rd Annual Savage Henry Magazine Comedy Festival brought to you by Vermicrop Organics. Locals Dutch Savage and Nando Molina open the show. Hosted by Joe Deschaine. 9 p.m. $5.

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Other Photos Leaked From the Set of Star Wars VII

Recently the Internet was all a hubbub about photos of an under-construction Millenium Falcon from the set of Star Wars Episode VII. Well that really opened the floodgates. TMZ was paying gaffers and best boys and PAs millions of dollars for more leaked photos so we felt compelled to offer back issues of Savage Henry, PBRs, and the last of …

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Other ‘80s Slang We Forgot

The language of the 1980s was inventive and colorful. Radical. Awesome. Tubular, just to name a few. Here are some words and phrases from the ‘80s you might have forgotten. Testicular – When someone does something ballsy or brave. Don’t be so Gaddafi – When someone does something mean spirited or displeasing. Don’t be so Allaytola – See above. Don’t be …

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The Rest of the New Star Wars Cast

A couple weeks ago JJ Abrams announced the main cast for Star Wars: Episode VII, Return of the Whateverthefuck. Not only are Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, and Harrison Ford returning as their characters from the original trilogy, there a whole array of fringe Hollywood new names as characters yet to be revealed. We got our hands on the second tier …

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New Clippers Owners – The Short List

Now that Donald Sterling has been forced by the NBA to sell the Los Angeles Clippers over racist comments his crazy-looking girlfriend taped him saying, people are coming out of the woodwork to buy the team. Here’s the short list: Louis Farrakhan: It’s going to be hard for the players to play in bowties. David Duke: Out of the frying …

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Durant and Rave #3

Rant: I’ve been drinking PBR for a long time, including all of the last 4 hipster waves of drinking PBR. One thing I’ve always counted on was that iconic label: the blue ribbon and the red stripe and the sexy cursive; it makes my mouth water just writing this. But then, for my birthday this year, a friend of mine …

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