Chris Durant

Chris Durant has worked at not working for decades. He's the publisher of Savage Henry Magazine.

The Elements of Tables

When I learned this issue was about Science, I was excited. I’ve always wanted to do a story on one of the most intriguing aspects of science, the Elements of Tables. Tables are usually a flat surface, propped up off the ground by anywhere from two to six support beams, commonly referred to as “legs.” Tables can be a variety …

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What Makes that Fancy Ketchup so Fancy?

We’ve all seen it on ketchup packets from McDonalds and middle school cafeterias: Fancy Ketchup. Yet it tastes exactly like all that regular ketchup you’d been eating all of your life, and even in some cases that generic ketchup your poor friend had growing up. That kind his parents would put on his spaghetti. Just a white label with black …

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New weed magazines available at your local bookstore

It used to be just High Times. One. One weed magazine on the shelf at Tower Books right next to the porno mags. High Times, that was it. Have you seen how many weed magazines there are lately? It’s ridiculous We just came from the the Cannabis Culture Coverage Conference in Laughlin, Nevada and have a list of new marijuana …

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Restaurant Review: Woodrose Cafe

I have been to the Woodrose Cafe before. It was on the way home from three days of debauchery at Reggae Rising a couple years back. I had been surviving on V-8s and Indian tacos for three days and was ready for a real breakfast. It was packed, but me and two cohorts were sat at the counter pretty quickly. …

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If Eazy Did It

 With Special Contributor Marshall Boyett It was a sad day in March of 1995 — one of West Coast gangster rap’s pioneers died. eazy-e started with nWA and then split to go solo, but died too young and never got a chance to move on to that next level, like his former homeboy ice Cube. But what if he hadn’t …

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Are you reading this? Uhh Yeah Dude: Seth and Jonathan’s moms can’t be wrong

“They’re so Raven, his daughters,” Seth Romatelli said of Kobe Bryant’s daughters’ sparkly dresses as he watched the post- game award ceremonies June 17 when the Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Boston Celtics to win the 2010 NBA champion- ship. Romatelli is one of two hosts of the pod- cast “Uhh Yeah Dude” In a phone interview with Savage Henry …

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Restaurant Review: Bob’s Footlong

I went to Bob’s Footlongs in Fortuna for lunch one day while doing a little business. In all my years in Humboldt County I’d never eaten there and thought it was time. The extensive menu overwhelmed me, so I asked the clerk and the second clerk and the third clerk — a 3-1 clerk to customer ratio — what they …

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Bands of the Month: Charles Hargis and the Northern Hunger

There was a very vibrant music scene in Humboldt County in the early 2000s. One house in particular, The Janes Road House, is an old farm house near Greenview Market in Arcata that spawned quite a few bands. Zombie Core Allegiance and Relapse just to name two, but there were others. Chuck McCammon was one of those musicians from the …

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Restaurant Review: Kebab Cafe

Just started going to this place, frankly because I avoid Valley West as much as possible since my kids asked me why the skinny lady with all the pock marks on her face who had just demanded change from us was ripping off her top and crying for Donald Rumsfeld to stop the war in Bananastan. But now I wait …

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Shows you shoulda went to: Chicken of the sea

I don’t know how the baritone founder of Jurassic 5 and Ozamatli got his name, but no matter what Chali 2 Na goes by hip-hop legend should precede it. It was a little nerve wracking at first, with about six people in the crowd until just before opening act Medusa went on. It’s like there was a sign outside that …

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