Dutch Savage

Dutch Savage is a very private person.

Letter from A. Broad (Think Before You Stink)

Dear Squirtle I mean Myrtle (fuck you), My mom used to have the biggest ass. I called it, “Dad.” My dad was a real fucker. That’s how he became my dad! Most Dads are fuckers, and all the rest are just “jerks” (squirt squirt). If you’re really thinking about becoming a father, you’re at least a step ahead of most the other “Spontaneous Cum Busters” …

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Something This Way Comes Wicked

Someone at the bank screwed up. On two different days in the same week four different credit cards were found in our one mailbox. Wife quickly extended our Valentines Day and to San Francisco we went, with our best clothes and tickets to a big production stage version of the last book my lady read, finished and enjoyed, entitled “Wicked”. As …

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