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Part 2 of Chapter 9 of The Sagittarius Codex

If you’re a regular reader of Savage Henry, you’ll know that we’ve been serially publishing Zack Newkirk’s latest novel, The Sagittarius Codex, for over a year. This week, the second half of chapter 9. — Editor  That’s when it hit me like a ton of bricks. The ton of bricks slammed to the ground, pinning my leg underneath. “Aughhhh!” I …

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Drinks! And the water they’re made from

All beverages have one thing in common with each other: they’re made mostly out of water. Water is a big part of our bodies, and it’s an even bigger part of our drinks. Like beer brand Olympia’s slogan says, “It’s the water!” Water. Water. WATER. Water water water water. But where do all the drinkmakers get their water? Surely they …

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Real-life Sports Figures with names That sound like Star Wars Characters

Star Wars was a great movie. The action, the thrills. And, my gosh: The romance! But did you know that there are many professional athletes in our actual real world whose names SOUND like those of Star Wars characters? This isn’t a joke. Behold: Tuukka Rask, NHL goaltender, Boston Bruins Greivis Vasquez, NBA point guard, New Orleans Pelicans Shawn “Grand …

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Kooking Korner: xTREME Cuisine

“If it’s something that can be misspelled with a K, I’ll write about it!”  We’ve all experienced it before: you cook up Bresse chicken-liver terrine or a powerhouse take on coq au vin, and your guests yawn at the results. Let me tell you: It can be downright maddening. But it may just be that you haven’t gotten XTREME enough …

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Celebrity Facts

Here are a few things about a variety of popular celebrities that you just might not have known! Will.i.am isn’t a good rapper by any stretch of the imagination. He is, however, a GREAT rapper. Will.i.am’s songs have often undergone major changes after release to stem controversy. Everyone knows that “Let’s Get It Started” was originally called “Let’s Get Retarded,” …

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Lesser-Known Holidays

In my home, we love the holidays. Everything from Christmas to Easter to New Year’s Day to New Year’s Eve to Flag Day to Labor Day to the 4th of July to Memorial Day to Martin Luther King, Jr Day to Christopher Columbus Day to Cesar Chavez Day to Valentine’s Day to Mother’s Day to Father’s Day to Secretary Day to …

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TV KORNER: British Edition

In an attempt to pander to our growing international readership, here are the 15 highest-rated telly programs aired in the UK in March: 1) Kipper, John? 2) Father Butterfart’s Trousers 3) Ooer! I Trod On Something Nasty 4) Rugger Nieces 5) Leftenant Chufnell & Mrs. 6) Twistelton-on-Moore’s Randiest Governesses 7) The Bally Sod 8) Pudding with Nigel 9) BBC3 Movie …

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Breaking news MOVIES ARE NOT REAL!

The other day I realized with a shock, at the youthful age of 30, that the movies I’d been watching since I was in the tween demographic were full of crap. You see, I’ve been reading a physics textbook I found in a dumpster recently, and it says that in Transporter 2 Jason Statham couldn’t have flipped his car upside …

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