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More Hollywood Rumors: Sports Edition

My spies are everywhere — but this time of year they take their ears off the ground at the Walk of Fame and plant them on the sports field turf! Watch out for cleats, spies! (My spies don’t have health insurance, and they won’t ever, thanks to Obamacare.) Locker room scuttlebutt has it that Tiger Woods is an exceptional lover — …

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Ask Karl

By Karl Marx Edited by Zack Newkirk Karl Marx, the revolutionary communist thinker, owner of the theory of historical materialism, and general critic of the idea of a predetermined moral ideal, has a lot to say on a lot of subjects: on class, on modes of production, on human nature, and more. So we thought it’d be a gas if …

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Part 2 of Chapter 9 of The Sagittarius Codex

If you’re a regular reader of Savage Henry, you’ll know that we’ve been serially publishing Zack Newkirk’s latest novel, The Sagittarius Codex, for over a year. This week, the second half of chapter 9. — Editor  That’s when it hit me like a ton of bricks. The ton of bricks slammed to the ground, pinning my leg underneath. “Aughhhh!” I …

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Drinks! And the water they’re made from

All beverages have one thing in common with each other: they’re made mostly out of water. Water is a big part of our bodies, and it’s an even bigger part of our drinks. Like beer brand Olympia’s slogan says, “It’s the water!” Water. Water. WATER. Water water water water. But where do all the drinkmakers get their water? Surely they …

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Real-life Sports Figures with names That sound like Star Wars Characters

Star Wars was a great movie. The action, the thrills. And, my gosh: The romance! But did you know that there are many professional athletes in our actual real world whose names SOUND like those of Star Wars characters? This isn’t a joke. Behold: Tuukka Rask, NHL goaltender, Boston Bruins Greivis Vasquez, NBA point guard, New Orleans Pelicans Shawn “Grand …

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Kooking Korner: xTREME Cuisine

“If it’s something that can be misspelled with a K, I’ll write about it!”  We’ve all experienced it before: you cook up Bresse chicken-liver terrine or a powerhouse take on coq au vin, and your guests yawn at the results. Let me tell you: It can be downright maddening. But it may just be that you haven’t gotten XTREME enough …

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Celebrity Facts

Here are a few things about a variety of popular celebrities that you just might not have known! Will.i.am isn’t a good rapper by any stretch of the imagination. He is, however, a GREAT rapper. Will.i.am’s songs have often undergone major changes after release to stem controversy. Everyone knows that “Let’s Get It Started” was originally called “Let’s Get Retarded,” …

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Lesser-Known Holidays

In my home, we love the holidays. Everything from Christmas to Easter to New Year’s Day to New Year’s Eve to Flag Day to Labor Day to the 4th of July to Memorial Day to Martin Luther King, Jr Day to Christopher Columbus Day to Cesar Chavez Day to Valentine’s Day to Mother’s Day to Father’s Day to Secretary Day to …

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