Evan Vest

Raffle Prizes I’ve Won

A roll of raffle tickets Gift certificates for restaurants I hate Cum Clothes that don’t fit Gross wine A chance to enter a second raffle A bag of Dab samples (that was tight, actually) A shitty frisbee Karate lessons Free night in jail A two-year transferable degree

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The 2017 Drug Awards

Evan Vest, contributor   2017 was a great year for drugs. The world started falling to shit and the young people decided to get high. Here are the best things that really enhanced our drug experiences in 2017. Best Experience on Molly Award – That Fancy Hotel Carpet You guys remember how GOOD that carpet felt! Man, I wish my …

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The Audacity of Soap

Evan Vest, contributor   In the later 1990s, Ryan Jaunzemis was the king of soaping, a sport that combined elements of skateboarding along with what now would be called parkour. Using shoes with a grind plate attached at the bottom, Ryan was soaping his way into magazines and sponsorships, until an e-mail blunder cost him almost anything. The short documentary …

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How to Tell If Someone is Weird

Evan Vest, contributor   Everybody is a little weird in their own right, but some definitely stand out more than others! Here are some major tells that let you know you are dealing with a grade-A weirdo.   They have INFOWARS.COM written on their forehead Look out! This guy is advertising his favorite website for free. The weird thing here …

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