Josh Argyle

Josh Argyle is a Stand-up comedian and writer. He is the San Francisco bureau chief of Savage Henry Independent Times and contributing writer. He is a co-producer of the S.H.I.Ts and giggles comedy festival in Arcata California. You can check out Joshs website josh-argyle.com for videos and show dates. Are you still reading this? Jesus we are in a recession, go out and invent some shit.

Production Notes: The First Line of Defense in the Toy Industry

Josh Argyle, staff   Toys aren’t released to the public without being first run through a gauntlet of tests. Safety, durability, and fun value are some of the most common tests. However, first they must come under the scrutiny of the toy company’s production notes. Here are some of our favorites throughout the years.             …

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Broke Motherfucking Ricks Almanac

Josh Argyle, staff   Most historians will tell you that Poor Richard’s Almanac was written and published by Benjamin Franklin. They will also tell you that it contains information about weather patterns, farming tips, and philosophic ramblings. However, most historians won’t tell you that, like most things in history, Benjamin Franklin stole this idea from a lesser-known farmer. Until recently …

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Savage Henry’s Passive Aggressive Driving Tips

Are you an angry person? Do people infuriate you? Are you too afraid of what people will think to be actually aggressive? Don’t worry, there is a way of being a complete and utter asshole without dealing with the consequences. A way that will leave people saying, “I think you’re an asshole but I’m not 100% sure.” After talking to …

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Meth: It’s Ambien, but in Reverse

Ah sleep, nature’s unemployment line. You could get so much done if it wasn’t for sleep. Why haven’t you been promoted at work? Why have you not finished your great American novel? Why did your wife/husband leave you? SLEEP! You didn’t have enough time because your body gets “tired.” Since the dawn of time, man has yearned to destroy that …

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Welcome to Storm Trooper Troop ST34521

Josh Argyle, staff *(Best read with a thick New Jersey Accent) Congratulations, you have chosen to join the most integral part of the Galactic Empire and their efforts for galaxy domination. As your elected union representative, let me take this time to lay out some frequently asked concerns and requirements as it pertains to ST34521. Blasters and aiming: We are …

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When Is It the Right Time to Play Kenny Rogers’ “The Gambler?”

We live in a complicated world. Wars, droughts, crime, and adorable, yet deadly bear attacks. The last thing you need is to not know the appropriate time to play “The Gambler.” Well, lucky for you we compiled a guide to help you with just that. Making sweet love: Of course play “The Gambler,” stupid!  Jesus Christ, if this is even …

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Inside the Mind of a Yearbook Photographer

All right, another year, another class picture. Let’s get this over with. Oh, good; they are taking the picture in the gym — nothing says good luck, class of 2015, like a championship banner from 1977 and a principal with a blood alcohol content higher than the class GPA. I’m gonna try to frame this picture where there is not …

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5 Reasons Why Your Mohawk Is the Worst

#5 . It makes you look like a unicorn with a troubled past. No unicorns have safety pins in their ears. Also no unicorns were kicked out of their stepdad’s house for selling oxycontin. #4 . YOU DON’T HAVE A BADASS JOB!  You are the assistant night manager at Bennigan’s. That is the least punk you can get. You are …

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Dino Hospital and Other Extinct FOX Shows

The year was 1991 and ABC’s Prehistoric sitcom Dinosaurs was taking America by storm.  Not to be outdone, the FOX network ordered research into this dinosaur television phenomenon.  The following is a list of unaired and canceled dinosaur-themed shows on FOX from 1991-1995. Ty Rexinton: Dinosaur Attorney This show only lasted three episodes before cancellation when it became clear that …

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