Matt Redbeard

Hella Dope

Presidential Siblings

  Beulah Van Buren – President Martin Van Buren’s sister Beulah sent Queen Victoria a copy of her own Charles Darwin fan fiction called “Chucky in Thee.” It was mostly drawings.  Roger Clinton – Bill Clinton’s brother Roger wrote the theme for Pumpkinhead 2. Chevy Ford  – President Ford’s younger brother Chevy drank all of the White House Ham and …

Read More »

Bud Time

Matt Redbeard and Evan Vest, contributors Savage Henry has looked long, far and hard for the most educated and informed cannabis experts in the industry…but those snobs are expensive so we found these two guys trying to break into the Savage Henry office one day so we put them to work smoking, dabbing and eating all kinds of marijuana and …

Read More »

Are Astronauts Nerds?

Are astronauts nerds? I mean, duh, yeah, for the most part they are, but did any of them actually do anything cool?   John Glenn Once he broke through Earth’s orbit he was quoted as saying, “Oh, hella tight, dude! Shit’s fucking so dope. It’s just like when I pull the blankets up over my head to bust a nut.” …

Read More »

Rejected NASA Launch Cities

1. Asbury Park, NJ Man what a cool place to blast a rocket off from am I right? Well I’m sorta right. NASA was gonna put one of these “Blast ’em offs” right in the hometown of the Boss before they realized that it’s also the hometown of former ECW champion Bam Bam Bigelow so the bad ass quota was …

Read More »

Bud Time

Matt Redbeard and Evan Vest, contributors Triangle OG is an incredibly potent, super smooth, earthy bud that will send your brain into a whirlwind of pure relaxation with a full spectrum of creative thoughts. Redbeard – Ever had that dream where you’re standing in a crowd and everything is so blissful that you pinch yourself to see if it’s real …

Read More »

Bud Time

Matt Redbeard and Evan Vest, contributors Cherry OG is a perfect hybrid cross. The combination of Afghani, Cherry Thai and the that beautiful Lost Coast OG is something to behold. This strain brought to you by Humboldt Organic Gardens. Redbeard: Cherry OG is like a skunky chocolate covered cherry that gets you hella faded. The smell is loud as fuck …

Read More »

Fun Facts About Dragons

Fun Fact #1: Dragons have a RST (Resting Snout Temp) of about 666 degrees fahrenheit, which hella means you can rip a wicked dab right out of the that beautiful dragon beak. Fun Fact #2: Dragons are allergic to a bunch of shit. Pollen, rocks, trees, and bubonic plague. Naturally you want to be frightened because of how “scary” and …

Read More »

Barbarian Name Generator

It’s easy and fun! Play with your friends!   First letter of first name   A – OG B – Crusty C – Slug D – Dumpling E – Gooby F – Douglas G – Creepy H – Barbi I – Dopey J – The Alamo K – Hula Hoop L – Super Mario M – Scott Bakula N – …

Read More »

Deleted Scenes from Disney’s Fantasia

We all love Disney’s 1940 cinematic masterpiece Fantasia. A perfect blend of classical music with Disney’s signature animation, featuring some of Disney’s most beloved characters. But not all the scenes that were drawn and choreographed made it into the final cut of the film.   Donald Duck was featured in a piece set to Saint-Saëns’ Danse Macabre that critics all …

Read More »

Cow Tipping

Matt Redbeard, contributor First off, I just want to point out that cows actually want you to do this to them. The joy that comes across those massive cute AF eyes just fills my heart with the same joy. This is a controversial topic because there is a lingering question that we can’t, as people, seem to figure out. Why …

Read More »