Sarah Godlin

Sarah Godlin, one of the creators of Savage Henry, lives in the heart of Humboldt County, California. She has a bit of a Napoleon Complex, but all in all is a hell of a gal. She's responsible for the fold-in's, Catty Mean Girl, the Monthly Confessions, The parental Warning, many features and a grip of the other funny that make Savage Henry so great. She also wrangles writers. If you think you're a funny writer, get a hold of her. She can loud whistle, play harmonica and back a trailer into a tight space. She's a lefty and a Clippers fan. She's also a Raiders fan but don't hold that against her, she enjoys winning just as much as the next person. You can follow her on Twitter! twitter.com/bloglin You can send her emails! godlin@savagehenrymagazine.com You can send her presents! http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f2aa/ 791 8th Street, Suite 5 Arcata, Ca 95521

Ladies, Look Twice at the Dog Catcher

Dog catchers get an unfair shake. They run around, literally catching animals with rabies so that they don’t bite you and they just aren’t receiving the respect they deserve. Why aren’t people marrying them? Here is a breakdown of how women think about occupations and their animal occupation counterpart when they are talking with their drunk girlfriends at a bar; …

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Book Review – The Magicians by Lev Grossman

Describing this book makes you sound like an idiot. No matter how you do it this is what the receiving ears hear: Harry Potter with sex. But it is far from the cutesy Potteresque fantasy style. There’s a magic school, yes, but It’s dark and realistic and things don’t always work out. No one is super good-looking and almost everyone …

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A Real Downer

Drugs are like stealing your parent’s car. The more fun you have in the car, the more screwed you are when your parents get it back. You can get away with it a few times, but after a while the repercussions are not worth than the joy ride and you are stealing the car to get to work to pay …

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Book Review: Afterparty – Daryl Gregory

Book Review Afterparty Daryl Gregory, Tor In the future, when any drug recipe can be downloaded and printed, a small startup company invents the recipe for the God drug, Numinous: a chemical that rewires your brain to accept that there is a God and that he loves you. In the wrong hands this drug can be very, very bad. Afterparty …

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Plan B Is Living in Humboldt

You can’t run away to be a clown if you are from Humboldt. The way it works now is you graduate from your HSU Arts program, your parents give you some $$ and you end up in Blue Lake and it’s all kinda legitimate. Which sucks, because that sounds like a plan A with plan B sprinkles. What is a …

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Audiobook Review – Off to Be the Wizard by Scott Meyer

Off to Be the Wizard Scott Meyer Narrated by Luke Daniels   HAAAHAAAHHHHAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHHlololol 5 stars PS: If life is a computer program and you found the coding, wouldn’t you make yourself rich? Martin Banks did. Then he got in trouble, so he googled “best time to be a wizard” and changed his parameters to the middle ages to hide. When he …

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Restaurant Review – The Entire Country of Thailand

Thai food is God’s balls dipped in coconut milk. We all know this. It is angel breast milk and there is no reason to review it here. We all know it is amazing. Instead I’m going to give my impressions of Western Food in Thailand. The bad, the bad, and the ugly. Thai people love/think we also love mayonnaise They …

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Things That Are in Sausage

Ever wonder what’s really in sausage? We peeled back the casing to give you the facts. – A mother’s love. A particular mother, Beth, from Riverside, who has admitted to spending the diaper money on cheap lingerie at Target. – The copy of Derrida’s The Animal That Therefore I Am you bought to impress the girl who it turned out …

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Book Review: Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace

This monster book about a tennis academy sounds like a real snorejob but it is probably my favorite book of all time, and I have books tattooed on my body. This thing is so loaded with insight that it bottoms out over speedbumps. If I describe the plot, it sounds like a shit show, but that’s because I’m a billionth …

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6 Things That Happen When You Stop Drinking

I love beer. I love wine. And when it’s on… It’s on. When I couldn’t stop for a 30 day round of antibiotics, though, it bothered me that I wasn’t in control of myself. Was I risking Lyme disease so I could watch Deep Space Nine drunk by myself? What the literal fuck!?  So I quit all together for the …

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