Sarah Godlin

Sarah Godlin, one of the creators of Savage Henry, lives in the heart of Humboldt County, California. She has a bit of a Napoleon Complex, but all in all is a hell of a gal. She's responsible for the fold-in's, Catty Mean Girl, the Monthly Confessions, The parental Warning, many features and a grip of the other funny that make Savage Henry so great. She also wrangles writers. If you think you're a funny writer, get a hold of her. She can loud whistle, play harmonica and back a trailer into a tight space. She's a lefty and a Clippers fan. She's also a Raiders fan but don't hold that against her, she enjoys winning just as much as the next person. You can follow her on Twitter! twitter.com/bloglin You can send her emails! godlin@savagehenrymagazine.com You can send her presents! http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f2aa/ 791 8th Street, Suite 5 Arcata, Ca 95521

Restaurant Review – The Entire Country of Thailand

Thai food is God’s balls dipped in coconut milk. We all know this. It is angel breast milk and there is no reason to review it here. We all know it is amazing. Instead I’m going to give my impressions of Western Food in Thailand. The bad, the bad, and the ugly. Thai people love/think we also love mayonnaise They …

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Things That Are in Sausage

Ever wonder what’s really in sausage? We peeled back the casing to give you the facts. – A mother’s love. A particular mother, Beth, from Riverside, who has admitted to spending the diaper money on cheap lingerie at Target. – The copy of Derrida’s The Animal That Therefore I Am you bought to impress the girl who it turned out …

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Book Review: Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace

This monster book about a tennis academy sounds like a real snorejob but it is probably my favorite book of all time, and I have books tattooed on my body. This thing is so loaded with insight that it bottoms out over speedbumps. If I describe the plot, it sounds like a shit show, but that’s because I’m a billionth …

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6 Things That Happen When You Stop Drinking

I love beer. I love wine. And when it’s on… It’s on. When I couldn’t stop for a 30 day round of antibiotics, though, it bothered me that I wasn’t in control of myself. Was I risking Lyme disease so I could watch Deep Space Nine drunk by myself? What the literal fuck!?  So I quit all together for the …

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Where Do Hillbillies Eat? Chevron

The term “Don’t shit where you eat” doesn’t apply to hillbillies. Instead, the term “Shit, eat, and fill ‘er up” is more appropriate. I went up the hill and followed my nose to the Willow Creek Chevron where the food selection was actually rather vast. Corn dog? Fajitas? A milkshake machine where you mix it yourself? Wait. I’m not thinking …

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The Tiniest Wild Animal

This unicellular little beast pees beer and makes donuts deliciously fluffy. You know him, you love him — I’m talking about yeast. The title is a lie because the yeast microbe was the first domesticated animal. That’s a cool little fact that will get you laid, but by a 5. 10’s need cooler facts to make their panties fall off. …

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Nature Is Cruel

It seems very wrong to use your house key to gouge the word “cocksucker” into the side of a Mercedes Benz 770, until you find out that it belongs to Adolf Hitler. It also seems wrong to bend the rules of Nature to accommodate humans, until you find out that Nature is a Heartless Bitch who doesn’t give a fuck …

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Monthbook

I took summer school of my own accord for 4 years so that I could be in both Yearbook and Newspaper during the school year. I also had a tribble in my personal yearbook class drawer. Connect the dots on that one. My third year editor spent the year trying out the idea that if you didn’t wash your hair …

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Look at This Fucking Oogle

I have to admit … I am secretly fascinated by crust punks. The traveling, train hopping, face tattoo kind. It’s akin to being fascinated with hoarders or people who can’t stop eating couch cushions, I suppose. There’s a shameful voyeuristic tone to the fascination. The idea of, “Fuck it. Fuck everything. Now is awesome. It’s bleeding? Just rub dirt into …

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Book Review: Katja from the Punk Band

Katja from the Punk Band by Simon Logan, ChiZine Publications Sarah Godlin, staff If I have to get through a book I have no interest in I’m going to make someone else read it to me. Listen up all you long haul truckers and summer weed waterers; Audible.com is the fucking shit. For 12 bucks a month you can download a …

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