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A Final Pizza Party for Our Savior

Aaron Matthess, contributor Jesus knew how to appropriately party with the best of them! I’m sure some of you have heard about “the water getting turned to wine,” but many people have no idea that Jesus encouraged the evolution of Pizza. Remember, the Romans ruled the land during J.C.’s days on Earth, and they had introduced specialty dishes that needed …

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New Jersey Guy’s Opinion on California Pizza, Part 217

Drew Jersey, contributor   Did you see this shit? A company from California has invented a robot that makes, bakes, and delivers pizza pies. What the fuck. Everyone knows the best pizza-making-and-delivery-robots come from the East Coast. There’s no way Californian pizza-making-and-delivery-robots are better than pizza-making-and-delivery-robots from New Jersey. No way. First off, the crust. The crust that accumulates around …

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CHICAGO DEEP DISH vs A PLATE OF KNIVES

Dave Losso, contributor   CRUST Chicago Deep Dish – thick, buttery, bottom gets soggy 🙁 A Plate of Knives – handles are made of wood   GENERAL APPEARANCE Chicago Deep Dish – imposing; notice the sauce covers the cheese but, surprise, there is cheese A Plate of Knives – shimmering, dangerous, inviting, totally understand why this is the favorite of …

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Thanks Jimmy!

I picked up my first copy of your mag while passing thru Chico last month, and was stoked to see you are based in Humboldt since I went to school there in the 80s! In the Trippn’n issue you had an ad from Hey Juan’s and I’d really like a copy of it. I worked there at the Arcata location …

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Arto Lindsay – Cuidado Madame

Aaron Mathess, contributor I can appreciate “art” for what it is, sometimes. Listeners who are already familiar with Arto Lindsay may understand a couple of things; he’s not afraid to experiment with sound, and most of his music brings on a dream-like feeling. Keep in mind, brothers and sisters, dreams can either leave you feeling wonderful, or scared as all …

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From Backwards – Trump in the Trunk

The Dirty Bird, contributor   I’m thinking what you’re thinking. Donald Trump is underexposed. We could use more artistic insights into his presidency. Thus, I give you From Backwards, hailing from the musical metropolis of Willits, California. From Backwards recorded some Trump parody songs that you may find Trumpalicious.   One track, “Trump in the Trunk,” is a decent jam …

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The Rise and Fall of Munch’s Make Believe Band

Evan Vest, contributor The early 90s saw the birth of a new era of alternative rock, and no other band encapsulated this experimental phase more than Munch’s Make Believe Band. Getting their start in a grimey Chuck E. Cheese establishment in San Jose, CA, the Make Believe Band sought to re-invent the already vibrant animatronic rock movement made popular by …

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Do You Have Any Brothers or Sisters?

And Nine Other Lead-In Questions to Get Kids to Reveal Their Family’s Dirty Secrets Tiffany Greysen, contributor   Because people are people, we can’t help ourselves. We are nosy and want to know what the Joneses are up to. Here are a few questions you can ask unsuspecting kids to get them to air their family’s dirty, dirty underwear. Kids …

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New Names for Stuff

Zeke Herrera, staff   I don’t know about you guys but I’m sick of all these goddamn words. How am I supposed to remember all of them? I’ve decided that I never will. So here’s some stuff I renamed to help me out. Feel free to let me know which ones you like and we’ll get a petition started to …

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How to Maximize Your Carnival Experience

Evan Vest, contributor   It’s county fair season, and there’s no better way to make summer memories than riding puke machines assembled by disgruntled carnies. Since you’ve made the choice to die, why not end your journey with these fun carnival tips?!!   Before you take your seat on the Zipper, look the ride carnie in the face and say, …

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