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Star Wars Plot Recapped by People Who Haven’t Seen Star Wars

Mark Manning, contributor Despite record-breaking advanced ticket sales, Star Wars moviegoers are nervous they’ve forgotten key details of the original trilogy, making The Force Awakens as unwatchable as a Jar Jar Binks romcom. Or worse yet, maybe their parents mind-tricked them into thinking sci-fi wasn’t the entertainment they were looking for and they’re worried they’ll be that audience member asking …

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The Other Missile Crisis

William Toblerone, contributor Like a lot of other old former children, I was fascinated with Boba Fett the bounty hunter. I didn’t really know what bounty meant back then, so I went around slashing at paper towels with a pocket knife. “Absorb this!” I would shout. I had it in my head that if I hunted down enough Bounty, I …

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Reefiew Madness!

Scott M., contributor Hello everyone! I’m gonna go by Scott M. for the this new cannabis product review column for Savage Henry cause… weed, you know? I do a lot of weed. I smoke it, vape it, eat it, dab it, rub it, drink it… I’ll even put it in my butt. Enough about me, onto the first installment of …

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Hinds – Leave Me Alone

Cee Cee Hill, contributor I’ll start with a disclaimer. I don’t like Adele’s new song “Hello.” That means my musical tastes are absolutely screwy compared to millions of people out there. So don’t be surprised if I find Hinds’ music exciting, fresh and cool. Hinds play surf garage lo-fi music. Their songs have catchy riffs, cool harmonies, and a lot …

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White Fang – Chunks

Tommy Lucero, contributor White Fang is what I believe to be a breath of fresh bong smoke in a world of stale, backyard boogie breath. Lyrics like, “I hit the weed and then I passed it,” makes me feel there is somebody writing music I can finally relate to. The Fang’s sound harkens back to a simpler time, when happy hours …

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Deerhoof – Fever 121614

Samantha Gilweit, contributor Deerhoof is a band that doesn’t give a FUCK what you think about them. They didn’t give a fuck in the mid-90’s when they first formed and went on stage wearing bear suits, destroying instruments and they definitely don’t give a fuck now with the long awaited release of the masterful and fantastically chaotic live album, Fever …

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The Pains of Being Pure at Heart – Hell EP

Sam Greenspan, contributor This all-too-brief and incredibly bracing shot of audible absinthe from The Pains of Being Pure at Heart successfully accomplishes what most musicians could only hope to have their EPs do: leave you wanting more and more. The first song and title track is replete with nods to their influences from Prince’s seemingly effortless hooks, with a poetic …

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Lando’s List

Tommy Lucero, contributor Lando’s List is your go-to source for help wanted, for sale, personal, and community listings.   Wookiee Breeder: No experience needed, just a strong grip on the desire to further the existence of a noble race of fur-laden folk. Willing to relocate a plus, willingness to follow through and finish tasks set before you even more of …

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