Savage Henry

Fantastic Yeasts and Where to Find Them

Evan Vest, contributor What is yeast, and where does it come from? These are questions that will never be answered. The only thing I, and I assume the rest of the world, know about yeast is that it helps bread bake, it gets infected, and my ex-girlfriend would ruin popcorn with it. But I have also found yeast in some …

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Sex Talk with Zeke

Zeke Herrera, staff Sex Talk is an article where you write in and I answer all your pervy questions. Today’s topic is fantasy.   Hey Zeke, I was just thinking. You know what would be really cool? If a guy had a dick like a pitchfork. You know like it started as one dick but then turned into four dicks. …

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It’s Actually Just Steve

Gage Hensley, contributor While Steven Gray’s body was being coldly escorted out of his beautiful one-bedroom apartment, a relative (actually a family friend who everyone calls Aunt Cathy even though know one admits to inviting her into their lives) stumbled across Steve’s sad fantasy novel he wrote for himself. In this fan fiction narrative of his life, Steve didn’t waste …

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Magic Tricks to Amaze Your Tripping Friends

Scott Simpson, contributor Find The Card Requires: A deck of cards “Pick a card, any card. Be sure to remember it, now put it back in the deck. OK, is this your card? The Queen of Clubs? No? Are you sure, because look at the queen’s face. Keep looking. Who does she remind you of? Exactly.”   The Disappearing Dollar …

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Other Things To Lick To Get High

Staff Willie Nelson’s Balls The Inside of Dr. Foxmeat’s Mouth Pull Cord on the Bus Any CD by 311 Banana Slugs Rat Piss The Color Green Jerry Garcia Your Cousin Greg’s Tie-Dyed Shirt A Moose Any Rock The Carnival The Roof of a Dog’s Butthole Any and All Blood Air Horn from any Reggae Festival Pop Rocks The Palm of …

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Field Trippin’

Bruce Lynch, contributor Thank you for your interest in booking your field trip to Kensington Pumpkin Farm! We are the #1 choice for fall school field trips for Little Rock and surrounding areas, so come out and see why! The fee is $9 per child, including a free 2-4 lb pie-pumpkin. There is no admission charge for teachers, limit two …

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COMING CLEAN

Hello this is Matthew Fleming the guy who created the 101 comic in early issues of Savage Henry. I moved back to Sacramento a few years ago… I just wanted to say thanks for letting me be apart of your awesome magazine, and I have to admit that I wrote hate mail about my own comic Under an assumed name …

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A Whole New World – The Shane Mauss Interview

The last time I hung out with comedian Shane Mauss he was getting ready to record an episode of his Here We Are podcast at a chimpanzee refuge in Louisiana. While most working comedians today trade in the absurdity of everyday life, Shane has taken a slightly different path, choosing to focus primarily on science and psychedelics. He’s taken his …

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Offers – Ne-Hi

Samantha Gilweit, contributor NE-HI seems like a band that has lot of punk friends they watch do drugs in the parking lot, but are promptly home by midnight because mommy told them so. What that means is structure with dirty influences, which makes for a highly entertaining, yet listenable album without the ego of many revival garage rock bands that …

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Samantha Gilweit – Single.Mother.Fucker. – Review

M.Bunny, contributor With such crisp, clear, and captivating vocals  from the get-go, one is easily going to enjoy this production.   Samantha’s voice sounds sooo right, like you’re listening to an awesomely hilarious audio book with great backing tracks to boot. Upon first listen, I was drawn to the words and her wonderful voice. On a second listen (by choice), …

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