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The Melvins – Basses Loaded

Cee Cee Hill, contributor The Melvins have been around since 1983 and haven’t decided yet who will play bass with them. For their new album, Basses Loaded they have 6 different bassists. Just for fun! No wonder they couldn’t decide because they are all great. You have Krist Novoselic (Nirvana), Steve McDonald (Redd Kross), Jeff Pinkus (Butthole Surfers), Trevor Dunn …

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Lindstrøm – Windings EP

  Sam Wingspan, Contributor Once upon a time I dated an opera singer. Her classical favorites included the greats like Verdi and Puccini. Yet, whenever we got in her car, as if by clockwork, some uptempo pop song by Mika or Ratatat would be on queue; incongruous against her preferential taste. Such is this rollicking Scandanavian synth disco EP from …

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Oozing Wound – Whatever Forever

Adam Jacobs, Contributor Oozing Wound’s newest release Whatever Forever should be renamed Loose Stool or Audio Ex Lax ‘cause it rocks the shit right outta your butt. Heavy punk metal with a “fuck your dad” type of energy, Oozing Wound are completely mental. Rock these dudes out if you hate your neighbors or need to meth it out for a …

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Case Studies Show That Saying “Just Kidding” Greatly Reduces the Awareness that You’re an Asshole

Tiffany Greysen, contributor Communication is hard. Deciphering cryptic, hidden messages buried deep in a sentence riddled with passive aggressive words is not only confusing, it can lead to misunderstandings and a breakdown of trust between relationships. Recognizing that you’re being passive aggressive is the first step in fixing it. By learning to adjust a few key words and phrases you …

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This SHITs for Reels – Technology Edition

Michel Sargent, contributor “Something’s not in orbit in this capital of the galaxy” says the gun-toting revolutionary Lemmy Caution upon entering Alphaville (1965). This French New Wave technocracy is run by a narrating supercomputer that decreed showing emotion gets you the death squad over a swimming pool with synchronized swimming. Blow that shit up! Filmed in Robo-Monstervision (Super-8!), Automatons (2006) …

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Cool Ghouls – Animal Races

CeeCee Hill, contributor Cool Ghouls is a band of young kids (everybody looks young at my age) from San Francisco. Their third full-length release is called Animal Races and will be available August 19 with awesome artwork by Shannon Shaw (Shannon and The Clams). Animal Races is packed with psychedelia, surf and garage music. Cool Ghouls make timeless rock’n’roll keeping …

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Puro Instinct – Autodrama

Andrea Bartunek, contributor Do you want to feel like you’re in the 80s? Then listen to this album. Sisters, Piper and Skylar of Puro Instinct have had a humble beginning in LA where most people’s dreams go to die. I think I would like their LP Autodrama more if I was eating molly on a dance floor and transported through …

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Dinosaur Jr. – Give a Glimpse of What Yer Not

Adam Jacobs, contributor Lots of feedback and heavy distortion, the new Dinosaur Jr. album Give a Glimpse of What Yer Not, is more Dinosaur Jr. than singer J Mascis’ tiny little Dino Junior in his tighty whiteys. Listening to this takes me back to taking bong hits out of my Tobacco Master in my friend’s garage while listening to “Feel …

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Help on the Way

William Toblerone, contributor Dear Savage Henry Tech Support, Hi friends!  I adore your magazine; especially the articles with a bunch of swear words. I would really like to check out the material on savagehenrymagazine.com. However, when I try to log on to your website, I am redirected to a site that provides tour information for Clay Aiken. I tried to …

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My Mom Is a Phone Zombie but It’s Not All Bad

Ruth Godlin Sullivan (11), contributor Whenever my mom is looking at pictures of her new favorite actors; T.J Miller, Kate McKinnon or other old people, I know she will be glued to her screen for hours. Like a zombie. But with her eyeball drying addiction, there come advantages. #1- Stealing Candy Usually we have some really frozen marshmallows or even …

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