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Bud Time: Space Gem Edibles

  Matt Redbeard and Evan Vest, contributors   Space Gem Edibles   Redbeard: Space Gems are an edible experience that’s beyond spacey, fun, and most importantly, delicious. Just like the eater, Matt Redbeard. Rating: 420 Neil Armstrong and The Holograms   Evan: Consistently my favorite-looking booth at any Cup or Event, Space Gem Candy is a local Humboldt operation that …

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List Of Accomplishments: 2017

Jason Melton, contributor   Learned basics of video editing Got high score on every arcade game at Pizza Hut Learned to read Tarot cards, successfully predicted 3 celebrity deaths  Took up judo–after about a week, I bested my sensei, breaking his ribs. Dojo put my picture up in the place of his Got Bill Gates to name his yacht after …

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The Least Significant Awards of All Time

Gage Hensley, contributor   Awards are given to honor people’s achievements and express how much society appreciates the time and effort individuals have given to make a change. Unfortunately, not all praise is necessary. Here below are a few examples of acknowledgment being taken too far. The “I’m Vegan and Better Than Everyone” Award:  This award is given to anyone …

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Savage Henry’s Sexiest Dead Guys

Chaz Logan Hyde, contributor   Being sexy isn’t easy. I don’t think anyone ever said it was, and if they did, they’re an asshole.  But it’s even harder to be sexy if you’re dead. Here’s a collection of some of our drop dead sexiest, that very well could still be strutting their stuff in the upside down.   Hunter S. …

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Oogle Letter

Trainriders call new kids who dont know what the fuck they are doing oogles. Its a joke, nobody self identifies as an oogle. Thought you should know.   -trashcookie   Ed note – Another nugget of wisdom from Professor Trash Cookie

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Fire Letter

Dear editor,   In response to the first comment in the comment section in issue #91, I don’t collect your S.H.I.T. because I use it to start fires. Sorry. Please don’t do the glossy S.H.I.T. like commenter suggested cause then i can’t start fires with it. Thank you. I hate emerald magazine and don’t even pick it up since they …

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Album Review- The War on Drugs “A Deeper Understanding”

    Gage Hensley, contributor   With well-controlled reverb and energetic drumming layered on top of breathy vocals comparable to Bob Dylan or Tom Petty, the latest album from The War on Drugs is a statement from a band with incredible songwriting growth.   Although the lyrics aren’t particularly deep, they are delivered wholeheartedly and genuinely. Despite showing musical depth …

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Album Review: Teen Daze “Themes From A New Earth”

Spencer Devine, contributor   I knew from the title of this album I might encounter some obstacles to full enjoyment. “An ambient instrumental album with the optimistic tones of nature?” Maybe that’ll be chill instead of aimless and boring AF, right?   Incorrect. This album was pretty much what I thought it would be coming in. Ambient music assuredly isn’t …

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Album Review: TUMBLES-215 “Growing Pains”

Tim Stiles, contributor   As a past Arcata/Humboldt resident, I have a lot of respect for the growers, culture, etc. Hell, I’m writing a review for SH!   With that said, I’m in no way qualified to judge this album on content, but I was impressed by the many terminology references used in very creative ways on “Strain Man. I’m …

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OG Kush Voted “Best Strain” Among the Two I Can Afford

Aaron Pitcher, contributor   Despite the explosive proliferation of new marijuana strains in recent years, a perennial* favorite came out on top yet again Friday afternoon in a “heated” contest between the selections I, the author, could reasonably afford.   You see, this guy I know who knows this other guy who I also happen to know gets these two …

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