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A Hero’s Tail

William Toblerone, contributor   I don’t know how you feel about ass. Mostly because only two of you filled out the survey that was sent to everyone on the mailing list. I used to know how I felt about ass until my cranium way overhauled by the summer’s hottest film.   I went into this movie with the same preconceived …

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The Do’s and Don’ts of Smoking Weed

Zeke Herrera, staff   Do listen to your budtender to make sure you’re paired with a weed that works best for you. Don’t pass to the right. There’s a system, deal with it.   Do share your weed with friends. Don’t poison your weed and kill all your friends.   Do blow smoke in your pets faces so they can …

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New Flavors of Swishers

Ivan Garcia, contributor   Belly Button Fruit Punch Hailing from the peak of the Himalayas comes a flavor so pure you’ll have flashbacks of your birth.     Racial Tensions Vanilla   Maneuvering through this country’s racism problem can be hard on a person. Kick back and watch American fall apart as beautiful vanilla aromas make love to your nostrils. …

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The Best Strains to Name Your Children After

Leslie Small, contributor   In this Renaissance of marijuana which we reside in, one wonders just how far the ripple in this pond complied of pot culture will travel. It has successfully leaked into various reaches of our lives, but children’s names? It’s only a matter of time my friends. In the interest of the greater good I’ve compiled a …

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Romeo Dance Cheetah – “The Air Guitar Song”

Adam Jacobs, contributor Romeo Dance Cheetah is a comedy music group in the mold of Tenacious D and Ween, except those bands are funny. Their newest single, The Air Guitar Song, is as funny as cutting your own balls off.   Note to self; never listen to musical comedy again as long as Romeo Dance Cheetah is still around… Rating: …

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The Odyssey Cult – Volumes I and II

Spencer Devine, contributor With a list of epic track names like “Cyclops, Tell Them It Was I!” I really expected a lot from Ethan Miller’s new wholly-improvised-electric guitar-fantasy instrumental-narrative album. I applaud this recording for its message and what it’s trying to do, but this was not my cup of loud noises. To me it seemed like an hour and …

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VACATIONS – Vibes & Days

Brook Low, contributor If you’re ever in the mood for validation on the days that sometimes pass you by in a haze, I suggest you kick back and listen to the moody and melodic vibes of VACATIONS. Their album Vibes & Days contains some sweet mellow riffs that will drag you to the deep seas of sweet crooning candy-coated oceans. …

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Visceral Candy Feat Tim Stiles

Adam Jacobs, contributor Remember when hip-hop was fun and not centered on money, drugs, and crime?   Well, Seattle area MC Tim Stiles sure does, as he collabs with the legendary beat maestros Visceral Candy. The result is a refreshingly fun musical experience full of dope rhymes, catchy hooks, and beats made to blow your speakers. Cranks the bass, crack …

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An Obituary for Weed’s First Fatality

Dave Losso, contributor   Charles “Chaz” “Dirt Dog” Smith, Jr. died peacefully July 25th in San Fernando after turning an X-Games Porta Potty into a dab rig. He will be remembered for his warm smile and detailed theories about Donnie Darko. He is survived by his parents, Nancy and Charles “Dirt Dog”, Sr., sister Nancy, and dog Rocko, who he …

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This Fan Theory About a TV Show Will Blow Your Stupid Pothead Mind

Mike Spiegelman, contributor   Something posted on the Internet has gone viral, and its story is generating headlines online. A new fan theory about a classic cult television program has everyone talking and is worthy to a lead-in paragraph to what passes as news nowadays on the Internet.   Seven years after Lost went off the air, the ABC mystery …

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