Savage Henry

Harvest This!

Keith D, Contributor  Harvest. A time when crops of all tastes and sizes are ready to be consumed. Since the dawn of human civilization, our ancestors have celebrated the gifts that Harvest, and the miracle of nature, have provided. Farmers finally see the payoff of months of grueling… Ah, I can’t do this anymore. That garbage I wrote at the …

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Trimmers, May I suggest Santa Cruz?

Adam Jacobs, contributor Are you suffering from PTSD (Post Trim Season Disorder)? Do you want this trim season to last forever? The money you make isn’t going to last all year long, at least not if you’re livin’ on the grid like some chump. Trimming is a lifestyle, so why only do it for a few months a year? Instead, …

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Dope Films for Harvest Season

Michel Sargent, contributor Parts: The Clonus Horror (1979) follows a compound of innocently happy, sometimes-lobotomized “people” brainwashed into the belief of “America, the land where good friends live.” Under constant video and personal surveillance by mean-spirited, beheadsetted security and surgeons, snooping happens and it seems “America” is being freeze-dried alive and later reaped for your politically-connected original. After an escape …

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The 5 States Most Likely to Legalize Marijuana Last

Juan Medina, Contributor  Seven out of ten Americans agree: it costs more to enforce marijuana laws than it is worth. With that statistic, it’s hard to believe that there are still states where marijuana isn’t legal. In this article, we will explore the 5 states most likely to resist that sweet, kind, medicinal bud bliss. 5) Florida When it comes …

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Ways To Get Strains of Marijuana Named After You

How many people know who Jack Herer is? They all know the weed strain, but many people don’t know he was a sandwich artist at the McKinleyville Subway for 10 years. I guess one of the growers really liked the way Herer would bake the cookies, just crispy enough on the outside and all gooey in the middle, that he …

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Send in the Clowns: Sublimation and Diplomacy on the Hill

Sam Greenspan, contributor Yes, Humboldt, there’s a rodeo coming to town, and you’re going. We’re all going, but there’s no Brahma bulls at this little hootenanny, and no valiant cowboys, either. Just clowns – archetypal miscreants that came out of their particular bog to get a fiscal pint of Humboldt’s seasonal milk and honey. Well, today, Savage Henry is going …

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Strain Pairings

Smoking pot is one of those things that can really enhance regular activities, but don’t make the same mistake smokers all over the world do every day. Make sure you read this to match the perfect strain with your activity. Riding on a boat (preferably an old timey river boat) – Mark Twain Master Kush Going to church – Jim …

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Would ______ Help You Survive In The Desert? # 7: A Sizeable** bundle of twigs

+Howdy Ho there neighboring journey men and women, and welcome to yet another edition of “Would ______ Help You Survive In The Desert?” I’m spencer “Haberdashery Jones” DeVine and I will be your comedy sherpa for the remainder of our trip, so high-five yourself, create a sandwich, and get ready to hike. Every week I will choose a random item …

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POG Life

Jon Allen, contributor By the mid-90s, the world around us was in utter chaos: Magic Johnson was battling HIV, Tupac was battling Biggie, AOL was battling Prodigy, our parents were battling each other, and we were battling puberty. Even Michael Jordan had retired from basketball. The world was falling apart, and our heroes had gone to greener pastures. Only MC …

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Bop It! Gone Bad

Zeke Herrera, contributor This weekend my Bop It! was struck by lightning and went haywire. Lucky for you guys a court stenographer was readily available. Here’s what transpired: BI: Bop It! *Lightning Strike* BI: I said bop, not lightning! ZH: Did you just become sentient? BI: Yeah, I think so. ZH: The fact that you can think so kind of …

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