Savage Henry

Top Weed Combos

Evan Vest, contributor   Chocolate and Peanut Butter. Chips and Salsa. Guns and Butts. There have been many great combos throughout history, but the crazy thing about weed is that it combines well with EVERYTHING! Literally everything is made better by weed. Here are some of my favorite things that go great with blazin’ out.           …

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Give Me Weed Letter

Dear Beloved, Illustrious and Wise Editor, How much I laugh while reading this S.H.I.T. is completely determined by how stoned I am. Send me some dank green to smoke and I promise to tell everyone how funny this S.H.I.T. is. Here’s my address (ADDRESS REDACTED) Thank you, OH Great Editor of S.H.I.T. Best Regards, DogStar PS please send sativa if …

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An Article Only About Pot And Marijuana And Nothing Else At All

Tiffany Greysen, contributor   In this article I’m going to talk about smoking pot and getting high with blunts and bongs.   Dear Gentle Reader,   Now that we’ve gotten past my editors, I want to discuss something that’s close to my heart. I want to talk about theme ideas that I’ve submitted to my beloved Savage Henry editors that …

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Philadelphia Letter

Dear sweet sweet california people, I miss this magazine alot. It was always a treat to come down off the hill and stumble into arcata hotel and find tge new issue. I have since moved home to Philadelphia and dont have access to this wonderfully smelling magazine. I send prayer to joan of arc to please allow there to be …

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The History of Dabs

Tom Bomb, contributor   There are many who believe dabs (oil) started back in the days of Moses and the “Burning Bush,” and for good reason — God supposedly told Moses that he can make a “healing oil” that can be used as medicine. Anyone who has taken a CBD dab can tell you that’s EXACTLY what God was describing. …

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How to Get Kicked Out of a Dispensary

Miranda Panda, contributor   It’s easy to get kicked out of a dispensary by simply sparking up at the counter or bringing in your little sister in a crappy disguise. But if you really want to be 86ed for life, why not do it in style? Here are a few ideas to get your creative vapors flowing:   Sing “Because …

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Can You Do 5?

Saul Trujillo, contributor The question that every comedian wants to hear on Sunday at the Punchline in San Francisco, and it was asked to me. I just walked in the door, out of breath, and high out of my mind. What happened? Nothing. At least in my eyes. It was just another day at the office. A really good day, …

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Can’t ya smell that Smell

Mike Hawkburn, contributor   When you smoke the loud it’s bound to bring a crowd. But too many heads is of the least concern if the man or the feds smell that sticky icky burn. You could always wrap your reef in a tobacco leaf but that sweet leaf will eventually attract unwanted attention. So you may find yourself at …

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A Hero’s Tail

William Toblerone, contributor   I don’t know how you feel about ass. Mostly because only two of you filled out the survey that was sent to everyone on the mailing list. I used to know how I felt about ass until my cranium way overhauled by the summer’s hottest film.   I went into this movie with the same preconceived …

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The Do’s and Don’ts of Smoking Weed

Zeke Herrera, staff   Do listen to your budtender to make sure you’re paired with a weed that works best for you. Don’t pass to the right. There’s a system, deal with it.   Do share your weed with friends. Don’t poison your weed and kill all your friends.   Do blow smoke in your pets faces so they can …

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