Savage Henry

Letters to the Editor #44 (b)

Savage Henry,                                                                                     11/29/13 How’s it goin? I just go blessed with a copy of your magazine and this has got to be one of the coolest mags I have ever seen! There is a ass load of funny clips and comments. Oh, and that shit about the Russian designer….was fricken off the chain. I was wondering if y’all can put …

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Letters to the Editor #44 (a)

Dear Savage Henry,                                                       11/30/13 I wanna personally thank you for sendin me your magazine. I was fucken stoked to get it. I am in prison hundreds of miles from home (Arcata) and your magazine was the coolest thing I seen in 3 years since my arrest. I am a punk rock sk8er kid and Savage Henry your mag was right …

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CHAMPS Trade Show!

We’re going to the North America’s premiere Counter Culture Expo, the CHAMPS Trade Show in Vegas later this month! Check out their website: http://www.champstradeshows.com/ for more information! And stay tuned to savagehenrymagazine.com for updates!

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Megadeth’s “Hangar 18” versus Metallica’s “One”

Daniel Humbarger, Sacramento bureau chief Growing up, I owned one (as in singular) Megadeth album: Countdown to Extinction.  I had every Metallica record up to the self-titled black album (except Garage Inc.,  which was nearly impossible to find at the time). After that, the band began to suck for a while and I tuned out (however, Death Magnetic won me …

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A Drink Inspired by the Greatest Movie Ever Made

Zeke Herrera, contributor The holiday season is fast approaching, and for me that means two days that I eagerly wait for are coming soon. My favorite of these is the day eggnog finally hits the store shelves. But, to be fair, they only hit the shelves because the shelves served eggnog a cold dinner after eggnog just got off from …

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Dudes’ Night

Chelsea Hetelson, contributor Ladies, have you ever been to a Ladies’ Night? A night out with friends at some sausage fest place, like a sports bar, to score some watered-down sugary cocktails that are free to your wallet, but not so free to your freedom. Your presence equates your consent to the unspoken agreement of payment for drinks not in …

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Dr. Shoechucker: Krokodil Kouture

Dr. shoeChucker, contributor Krokodil is the new black. In case you haven’t heard of it, krokodil or God-K, is the ultimate in DIY intoxicant ingenuity. Fuck heroin chic. The next big thing is Krokodil Kouture. More Substance D than Seattle Smack, God-K earns its name by being the closest you will ever come to heaven on earth. Better than alcohol, …

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Making liquor taste good is for pussies

Spencer DeVine, contributor We are all guilty of a “Sex on a Beach” here or a “Cosmopolitan” there, shit happens, but stop being a pansy at bars. Drinking still has its hardcore practitioners, guzzling Jameson straight from the bottle on the back of public transportation, but as a whole what was once a proud and manly escape from the world …

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This Shit Doesn’t Exist but It Should, And I’d Pay For It!

Leslie Small, contributor 1. A tiny midget or well trained child to bum rush shitty customers in retail stores. It’s always some dick complaining about the length of time they had to wait or some such nonsense, and they’re awful. Enough people hit the red button and point at that bastard and out rolls the midget. 2. A public restroom …

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Poor Man’s Cocktail (AKA: The Hobopolitan)

Keith D., contributor It’s that time of night again: last call with no money. Time to make that specialty blend of all the unfinished and abandoned drinks in the bar. Not quite a Manhattan or a Long Island; it’s more of a Lower East Side (hold the gentrification). I call it the Hobopolitan. So grab an empty glass and get …

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