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Top Stories of 2010

As a new publication, we have to scoop the North Coast Journal and Times-Standard, not to mention The Eye, the McKinleyville Press, the Tri-City Weekly and the gobs and gobs of blogs as much as possible. Therefore, we give you the Top Stories of 2010. Eureka Police Lt. Murl Harpham runs for and wins a Eureka City Council seat with …

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Lady GaGa is the Best Musician Alive

CJ Stewart, contributor     The first time I saw Lady Gaga perform on television I just dismissed her as a regular no-talent ass clown. I was wrong. Lady Gaga is effing amazing. Born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, Lady Gaga started playing piano by ear at age four. That’s fucking rad. When I was four I was mostly just pooping on …

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Madame Specifica’s Monthly Predictions

Aries March 20 – April 20  Your Significant other will suggest that you start a small salsa garden in your grow room. Come up with a fake scientific excuse now so you will be ready. Taurus April 20 – May 21  You spill 11 ounces of flour on the floor of the Co-Op in the bulk isle. Blowing it! You …

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