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Lady GaGa is the Best Musician Alive

CJ Stewart, contributor     The first time I saw Lady Gaga perform on television I just dismissed her as a regular no-talent ass clown. I was wrong. Lady Gaga is effing amazing. Born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, Lady Gaga started playing piano by ear at age four. That’s fucking rad. When I was four I was mostly just pooping on …

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Madame Specifica’s Monthly Predictions

Aries March 20 – April 20  Your Significant other will suggest that you start a small salsa garden in your grow room. Come up with a fake scientific excuse now so you will be ready. Taurus April 20 – May 21  You spill 11 ounces of flour on the floor of the Co-Op in the bulk isle. Blowing it! You …

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