1) Notorious B.I.G.
Realizing he needed a little extra support, Big Poppa would often surprise beach-going sunbathers by arriving in a polka dot bikini.
2) Jerry Garcia
As an entrepreneurial-minded individual, Garcia should have cashed in on the Dead-themed male bras and swimwear market.
4) Jim Morrison (post 1969)
Late in his short career, Morrison began dedicating more of his time to Jim Beam and massaging his fun-bags while adorning them in cute pink tops.
5) Axl Rose
Since 2001, Axl has had much more of an appetitive for cherry pie and cream-filled donuts; destruction, not so much.
6) Meat Loaf
Yes, Bob has bitch tits and that operatic voice emerges from a beluga of a man.
7) Gene Simmons
Narcissistic, shitbag Simmons should spend a portion of his millions to cover those ta-tas when in public.
8) Tad Doyle
Even with a “career” as a meth-smoker, Doyle was unable to shed any of the cellulose off his solid C-cups.
9) Biz Markie
Markie set the fashion world ablaze in 2013 when he revealed his Spring line of male bikini-top swimwear. “Shit, I gotta keep these babies under cover,” he was heard remarking at the premiere.
10) Vinnie Paul
Being the lard ass drummer from Pantera isn’t so bad. Paul was able to add extra percussion by smacking bongos with his DD cups.