Matt Redbeard and Evan Vest, contributors
Savage Henry has looked long, far and hard for the most educated and informed cannabis experts in the industry…but those snobs are expensive so we found these two guys trying to break into the Savage Henry office one day so we put them to work smoking, dabbing and eating all kinds of marijuana and then talking about it. Please enjoy.
Birthday Skywalker OG
Redbeard: Wawa weee wa. I got a fat crispy bag of this loud-ass skunk nugget for my birthday and boy howdy it packs one sick Rasta punch. I’m not a huge fan of Star Wars, but now that I’ve been there I can say “Hey maybe Yoda needs to chill the fuck out a little bit.” Or “Jabba can you please tell me where the dank pizza is on Tatooine?” If you wanna get so fucking high your hand falls off, fuck with it.
10 out of 10 1983 Return of the Jedi ’65C-BACK’ Boba Fett Action Figure.
Evan: The first thing I think of when I hear the term “Skywalker” is just happy lad just trottin’ through the clouds without a care in the world. The second is obviously Star Wars but the Skywalker OG strain reminded me a lot more of the first thing. With a sweet stink that permeates the room when you crack open the bag, you know you’re in for a treat immediately, and boy does it deliver. Noticeably strong and stoney, it’s definitely a strain you should avoid if you have to do stuff. If you find this strain, definitely make the investment. You won’t regret it.
10 out of 10 happy cloud children.