Having a cat doesn’t make me gay

CJ Stewart, Staff

Every time I find myself talking about my cat, I soon realize that the person I am talking to automatically thinks I’m gay. What is up with that? Dogs don’t make you gay? They make you tough? Eff that. My cat is awesome and I’m totally straight. I mean at least its a female cat right?

Combining the fact that I have a cat with the fact that I like Lady Gaga and I sometimes wear Crocs totally doesn’t make me gay.

I like Vagina. Nothing against gay people at all, I love gay people (no homo).

I just want to kill this stereotype. I’m already a fucking ginger.

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