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Deleted Scenes from Disney’s Fantasia

We all love Disney’s 1940 cinematic masterpiece Fantasia. A perfect blend of classical music with Disney’s signature animation, featuring some of Disney’s most beloved characters. But not all the scenes that were drawn and choreographed made it into the final cut of the film.   Donald Duck was featured in a piece set to Saint-Saëns’ Danse Macabre that critics all …

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Magic Tricks to Amaze Your Tripping Friends

Scott Simpson, contributor Find The Card Requires: A deck of cards “Pick a card, any card. Be sure to remember it, now put it back in the deck. OK, is this your card? The Queen of Clubs? No? Are you sure, because look at the queen’s face. Keep looking. Who does she remind you of? Exactly.”   The Disappearing Dollar …

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Funny Things to Say When Someone Trips While Walking

“Why you trippin’?” “See you next fall!” “Logan dies in the end!” “Your mom ate your placenta!” “What’s with the gravitational pull around your facial area in relation to the flat surface you are trying to remain affixed to only with your feet?” “Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six.” “It’s …

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Magic Tricks for the Blind

Hello, Montreal School for the Blind! Who’s ready for some magic tricks, huh? Yeah! My name is Zack, I’ll be your magician today. Welp, bibbity bobbity boo, let’s get to the magic! 1) OK, so I just take this rabbit here — yeah, you can feel it, go ahead — you too, sure — OK, then I put him in …

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Other Things To Lick To Get High

Staff Willie Nelson’s Balls The Inside of Dr. Foxmeat’s Mouth Pull Cord on the Bus Any CD by 311 Banana Slugs Rat Piss The Color Green Jerry Garcia Your Cousin Greg’s Tie-Dyed Shirt A Moose Any Rock The Carnival The Roof of a Dog’s Butthole Any and All Blood Air Horn from any Reggae Festival Pop Rocks The Palm of …

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How To Make Sure You Have A Good Trip

So you’re going to try hallucinogens. Great! But you’re a little scared because you’ve heard a lot of news stories about people having bad trips and doing kooky stuff! There was that one guy that ripped his nuts off, then there’s that other guy who cut his nuts off, oh and I almost forgot about the guy that chopped his …

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Field Trippin’

Bruce Lynch, contributor Thank you for your interest in booking your field trip to Kensington Pumpkin Farm! We are the #1 choice for fall school field trips for Little Rock and surrounding areas, so come out and see why! The fee is $9 per child, including a free 2-4 lb pie-pumpkin. There is no admission charge for teachers, limit two …

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If Ray Had a Penis #86

Ray Flynn, staff If I had a penis, I would try to do drugs off of or with it. Drop some acid on there. Maybe roll it in coke and get a long straw.  I’ve seen people drop doses into their eyeballs and that shit looks painful. I’d rather dose my dick, or better yet, my balls. Then I could …

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Cow Tipping

Matt Redbeard, contributor First off, I just want to point out that cows actually want you to do this to them. The joy that comes across those massive cute AF eyes just fills my heart with the same joy. This is a controversial topic because there is a lingering question that we can’t, as people, seem to figure out. Why …

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Pros and Cons

Things that hallucinogens have ruined for me: Garlic Fries   Things that hallucinogens have made better for me: Carpet Tree trunks My friend River’s door Phish   Things I don’t do anymore because my acute need for control and lack of free time: Hallucinogens   Things I plan to do when I’m 60: Smoking a super cool pipe like Miss …

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