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Bud Time – Sprig THC-infused Soda

Matt Redbeard and Evan Vest, contributors Redbeard: I fuck with soda. It’s like easily the best invention because it’s rad and water is fucking gross. Sprig not only doesn’t taste like weed, it’s fucking super potent. Like I felt the fear after like two of them. Or maybe it was four, shit’s so good. Next time I get my hand …

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piZZZa: 21st Century Sleep Aid

Gage Hensley, contributor   Ever wonder why they call it a food coma? Or how you can’t seem to connect a restless night with a hearty binge of late-night pie? A new study has been shown to prove that your favorite cheat meal — midnight snack, order-in dinner — is also your new cure for insomnia. Now have the perfect …

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Reno-Style Pizza

Bobby Benedict, contributor   I’m very partial to both Reno and pizza.   I’m sure you’ve been subjected to many opinions on regional pizzas, from the purists in New York to the gearheads in Detroit who are convinced you need to make a Sicilian-style pizza on an old Chevy or whatever. The world is full of pizza pandering, pulling the …

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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Frozen Pizza Edition

Tom Bomb, contributor   As a comedian who lives alone, cooking is something for which I have very little time. My busy schedule doesn’t allow for much culinary variety so my food options are limited to fast food, take-out, and frozen items especially frozen pizza (FP). For this particular version of Fuck, Marry, Kill, I’ve skewed the rules a bit. …

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STRAGNER THINGS, SEASON TWO SPOILERS (LEAKED!)

Rocco Tenaglia, contributor I have it on good authority that these are some of the key plot elements in the upcoming Stragner Things: Season 2! So if you don’t want spoilers, then look no further! Detective Stragner will find his ex-partner Jenkins in bad with Harriet. Again. Mike the barback will finally figure out who did the graffiti of the …

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Having Money, Sunblock, and a Husband Doesn’t Mean You’re a Good Mom, Colleen

The top four daily struggles of single moms* Tiffany Greysen, contributor   Inappropriate Questions Other adults asking you inappropriate questions, such as, “Are both your kids from the same dad?” What kind of fucked-up question is this, Colleen? I mean, seriously, don’t you think if we were close enough you would already know? Don’t you, Colleen?   Money While Colleen …

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Where Are They Now: The Noid

Emma Pace Jonas, contributor   In 1986 Domino’s Pizza unveiled The Noid, a bunny-eared gremlin hellbent on destroying pizzas before they arrived at customers’ homes. The anti-mascot could attempt to crush, freeze, and otherwise mutilate Domino’s pizzas all he wanted, but to no avail. You may remember laughing at his on-screen antics between “Alf” segments way back when, but did …

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Alternative Names for Bands

Evan Vest, contributor   It’s really embarrassing when I get the name of a band wrong, so instead of owning up to my ignorance, I just tell people it’s an alternative name for that band. Here are a few of my favorites.   Grateful Dead: Jerry and the Boys Rolling Stones: Mick Jagger and His Skeleton Crew   Phish: Fish …

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Worst Pizzas to Eat High

Evan Vest and Matt Redbeard, contributors   Being high and eating pizza is definitely the best thing on earth, no doubt. But deciding what kind of pie you want to go with while you’re baked can be a tricky decision. The wrong kind of pizza can ruin your high, so we feel responsible for letting you know which kind of …

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