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Less Than Famous Serial Criminals

You know all the famous serial killers by name: Jeff Dahmer; Son of Sam; Johnny Wayne Gacy; Zodiacman; Ted “Theodore” Bundy; Bill S. Preston, Esquire — the list goes on. But there have been countless more sadistic and depraved serial criminals that haven’t gotten the sexy headlines. Among these hidden gems: The Boston Teabagger From 2010 to 2013, dipped his …

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How to Keep Things Pleasurable When Wrapping it Up

Bruce Lynch, contributor Your fancy dinner party was a great success and it’s time to start winding things down. The problem is that things seemed to go over a bit too well and your friends don’t want to leave! How can you get your guests to head home when all they are interested in doing is spending more time enjoying …

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A Guide to Appreciating Great Cinema

Rocco Tenaglia, contributor In an age of constant reboots, sequels, and adaptations, it’s important to seek out only the finest of films. One way to curate your tastes – thus sharpening your mind and making you less susceptible to Hollywood’s usual drivel – is to revisit the classics and learn to appreciate what constitutes an exceptional motion picture. Now, most …

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Unbelievable: The Overheard Trump

No stranger to controversy in his pre-political life, Donald J. Trump, now President of these United States, has become even more scandalous after taking office. The slightest turns of phrase, before considered the mere gurglings of a demented reality TV star, are now dissected and analyzed for nefarious and clandestine meaning. Now, sources within the White House itself are leaking …

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Burnt Graham Crackers and Shattered Dreams

Tommy Lucero, contributor P.T. Barnum once said, “Every crowd has a silver lining.” He also said, “There’s a sucker born every minute.” Such is the state of today’s weed world and the gimmicky, now retail-laden landscape that is the medical Marijuana industry. Sure, it’s a lot more accessible, but it’s now to the point I’m missing my shady high school …

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Home Improvement Tips

Zeke Herrera, staff I know you’re like me and you’ve watched Home Improvement and thought “this could probably be better”. Tim Taylor’s antics are fun, but my 15th time going through reruns, things can get a little dull. Of course it could be improved (*wink*), but how? Well here’s a few pointers on how to make your Home Improvement viewing …

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Top 5 Urban Farming Pests (And How To Stop ‘Em)

Dave Losso, contributor Ants A colony of ants can devour your plants. Line your planter walls with sticky traps and if you can find the hill and plant a poison trap nearby. You can also spray it with a hose if you’re into that. Rats Rats not only eat your crops but they also contaminate your entire garden with plague. …

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Extreme Home Makeover…Nah, You’ve Just Got a Meth Problem

Josh Argyle, contributor So you have decided to feature the use of methamphetamine prominently in your life. Not my decision, or a good or even decent decision. But what’s done is done. YOU’RE A METH GUY NOW!  So it’s time to start acting like it. First things first, as a well-to-do meth enthusiast, you need a meth enthusiast house. Your …

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How to Decorate Your New Place After the Divorce

Love isn’t real. But your new sadness hut is! Here’s how to take whatever items you legally have left after the divorce and make your new house, or rather, rented room, a home. Put Your Bed on the Floor – This is less a design choice and more a necessity. She kept the frame, you got the mattress. A large …

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