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How to Lose a Lighter in 10 days.. Or hours..

Heather Lima, contributor   DAY 1 Go to every fucking gas station until you come across the perfect decal that says, “Hey, I’m original as fuck.” This will ensure that everyone is going to be fucking with your fire game.   DAY 2 Take your lighter to a crowded bar and offer your Bic to every drunk person who needs …

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Avoid These Common Harvest Season Injuries

Adam Jacobs, contributor   Hallelujah, it’s harvest season, that wonderful time of year when our botanical bounty is ripe for the smoking. While this is truly a magical time, we also must be aware of the serious dangers that come with copious amounts of ganja flooding our bongs. I’m not a doctor but I have spent some time in a …

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Sympathetic Grower Can’t Bring Himself to Smoke ‘Susan’

Aaron Pitcher, contributor   Marijuana cultivation can be a rewarding experience, replete with the promise of fat wallets and fatter sacks. Those in the grower community, however, understand that it comes with inherent risk. Maybe the plants won’t take. Maybe it’s illegal for you. Maybe you huff your profits in three days of heavy post-harvest fiendin’. These pitfalls are widely …

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Harvesting the Energy of A Pug

Spencer Devine, contributor   Harvesting the energy of your pug is not an easy thing to do. Everyday exhausted dog owners let their inbred angel-baby-dogs sap them of their vitality, when in fact at the tips of their fingers is one of the most efficient batteries in the world.. The earth is dying, global warming slowly roasting us alive, and …

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Post Harvest Blues

Jane Malone, contributor   Have you been harvesting all season, and now you can’t figure out what to do with your life? We have some simple suggestions that will make the transition from harvester to civilian stoner easier for even the most hardcore trim-o-holic. De-keif Your Hands For some of you, it may have merely been days, but we know …

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Top Weed Combos

Evan Vest, contributor   Chocolate and Peanut Butter. Chips and Salsa. Guns and Butts. There have been many great combos throughout history, but the crazy thing about weed is that it combines well with EVERYTHING! Literally everything is made better by weed. Here are some of my favorite things that go great with blazin’ out.           …

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Broke Motherfucking Ricks Almanac

Josh Argyle, staff   Most historians will tell you that Poor Richard’s Almanac was written and published by Benjamin Franklin. They will also tell you that it contains information about weather patterns, farming tips, and philosophic ramblings. However, most historians won’t tell you that, like most things in history, Benjamin Franklin stole this idea from a lesser-known farmer. Until recently …

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An Article Only About Pot And Marijuana And Nothing Else At All

Tiffany Greysen, contributor   In this article I’m going to talk about smoking pot and getting high with blunts and bongs.   Dear Gentle Reader,   Now that we’ve gotten past my editors, I want to discuss something that’s close to my heart. I want to talk about theme ideas that I’ve submitted to my beloved Savage Henry editors that …

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The History of Dabs

Tom Bomb, contributor   There are many who believe dabs (oil) started back in the days of Moses and the “Burning Bush,” and for good reason — God supposedly told Moses that he can make a “healing oil” that can be used as medicine. Anyone who has taken a CBD dab can tell you that’s EXACTLY what God was describing. …

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How to Get Kicked Out of a Dispensary

Miranda Panda, contributor   It’s easy to get kicked out of a dispensary by simply sparking up at the counter or bringing in your little sister in a crappy disguise. But if you really want to be 86ed for life, why not do it in style? Here are a few ideas to get your creative vapors flowing:   Sing “Because …

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