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Class Acts: How To Not Look Like A Schmuck in 2013

Danny Felts, contributor Before I say anything, this needs to be thrown out there: I, Danny Felts, am a mostly un-fancy person. My own “style,” if that’s what we’re going to call it, is utilitarian at best, and curiously negligent at worst. How long have I been wearing these pants you may be asking? A month. I’ve been wearing these …

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Fancy Sex: (not fancy at all, just extra stuff from the sex issue)

This month marks my 11-year wedding anniversary. (*waits patiently for applause to end*) Oh, hey, thanks everyone. I’m pretty excited about it too. Anyway, in my time spent as a husband, I’ve obtained a rich education in what it takes to keep both partners sexually satisfied. What follows is a compilation of my coital wisdom, assembled for you, the dear reader, …

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CU Last Tuesday July

San Francisco comedians Dash Kwiatkowski, Anthony Sandoval, Erik Krasner and Alison Mick headline the last CU Last Tuesday before the 3rd Annual Savage Henry Magazine Comedy Festival brought to you by Vermicrop Organics. Locals Dutch Savage and Nando Molina open the show. Hosted by Joe Deschaine. The Jambalaya in Arcata.   9 p.m. $5.

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Tom Rhodes coming to Humbrews!

Stand-up legend Tom Rhodes is a special guest when the Good Grief Comedy Tour makes a stop at Humboldt Brews. Autsin’s Lucas Molandes, Los Angeles’ Sara Reihani and Ramin Nazer from Autsin bring jokes to Humboldt County. Opening the show is Humboldt’s own John McClurg and Zeke Herrera. Hosted by Joe Deschaine. $15.

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Dutch is Doing Reggae on the River this year!

Savage Henry Magazine’s award-winning web series, Dutch Does… is heading to this year’s Reggae on the River. Dutch is cramming on his Reggae knowledge and Redbeard is dusting off his patios to bring you at least two new episodes. If you have nothing to do, maybe you want to do Reggae on the River for yourself. Here are some words from …

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Breaking news MOVIES ARE NOT REAL!

The other day I realized with a shock, at the youthful age of 30, that the movies I’d been watching since I was in the tween demographic were full of crap. You see, I’ve been reading a physics textbook I found in a dumpster recently, and it says that in Transporter 2 Jason Statham couldn’t have flipped his car upside …

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Movies to trim to

When you’re trimming, you’ve got a lot of time to kill. You have a repetitive, mindless task before you that has only a monetary saving grace. You’ve already put on that bikini (yes, I’m talking to you, Phil) so you can make $275 a pound, and aside from good company, you need to get a list together of what to …

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Tips For Trimmers

John Hardin, Contributor Always remove the child protector strip from Bic lighters before the trimming session.  If you don’t, the hash on your thumb will stick to that metal strip and rip the skin right off of your thumb the first time you flick your Bic. Make sure your hands aren’t too clean before you start.  A little dirt on …

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