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SNEAK PEEK: Beth the Bounty Hunter – Beth In Show

I texted Dog the Bounty Hunter the other day to see what he’s been up to. His answer, “A LOT BROTHER!!!” Evidently he is editing his wife’s new autobiography. You see, he already released his own very successful book of which I’ve read through several times (I absolutely love the pictures in the middle) so now he’s editing to make sure …

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Kooking Korner: xTREME Cuisine

“If it’s something that can be misspelled with a K, I’ll write about it!”  We’ve all experienced it before: you cook up Bresse chicken-liver terrine or a powerhouse take on coq au vin, and your guests yawn at the results. Let me tell you: It can be downright maddening. But it may just be that you haven’t gotten XTREME enough …

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Home Owner’s Association Letter

Chris Acosta, contributor Ed-note – a few months ago one of our writers received violations from his home owner’s association. The following is his reply: I have done the following to rectify the violation (loose fence boards and cable wire being a different color than the house) stated in the letter. On April 12 at 3 p.m. I began my …

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Alternatives to Lava Kayaking

There is a shit-you- not thing called Lava Kayaking where people who hate themselves and want to die kayak through water dripping with lava flows. They are hoping to melt their paddles and turn their arms into stubs. While Kayaking through boiling rock IS a great way to turn your arms into stubs or kill yourself if you hate yourself, erupting volcanoes are sometimes hard to get to. Here are …

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Extreme Awesomeness /Extreme Aerosmith:Same Diff

William Head, contributor The most extreme moments from New England’s most extreme band of rockers 5) May 12, 1989 Boston, MA A mini-riot breaks out as throngs of scantily clad local Boston skanks protect their turf against a pervasive faction of invading “Jersey whores”. Vanessa, one of the aforementioned Jersey whores, claims that the only reason they even came over …

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Top Ten Extremely Awesome Things I Saw in the Future

Andre Parker, contributor Recently, while under the influence of some particularly friendly mushrooms, I found myself tripping over a tear in the fabric of space and time. Well, to be more precise, I fell 20 years into the future! I saw many strange and awesome things and unusual advances in technology, science and society as a whole. I also had sex …

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That’s Two Damn Extreme: The Fall of Ray’s Chips

During the 1990s, the extreme food craze was at its height. The following is a transcript of a roundtable pitch meeting at Rays Extreme Chips moderated by CEO Raymond Samson III. CEO: Alright guys we are getting killed by the other chip companies. Each one is more extreme than the next. Ruffles has a fully functioning potato dirt bike! For …

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Celebrity Facts

Here are a few things about a variety of popular celebrities that you just might not have known! Will.i.am isn’t a good rapper by any stretch of the imagination. He is, however, a GREAT rapper. Will.i.am’s songs have often undergone major changes after release to stem controversy. Everyone knows that “Let’s Get It Started” was originally called “Let’s Get Retarded,” …

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Joe’s Life is Filmed in Front of a Live Studio Audience

For some, being an incredible human being takes a lot of hard work and emotional endurance. There are others that it just comes naturally to, those who possess that x-factor, oomph, moxie, or charisma that resonates with almost everyone they encounter. I’ve always found myself in the second category. Shut up, a little narcissism with a pinch of delusion never hurt anyone. It …

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How To Be Awesome

So the first step to being awesome is to be in the right frame of mind. Here’s what you do to be awesome. Hang out with your folks more. Plant a tree. Own at least one stuffed animal for more than a year. Volunteer for a charity, even if just for a day. Read at least one book a month. Clean …

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