Letters to the Editor

Savage Henry is epic. Hands down my favorite magazine, and I don’t even read magazines! If I send you guys 35 dollars or something like that could you mail a monthly copy to my apartment?   Sincerely, a musician   Ed note – Thanks A. Musician, we offer subscriptions for $50 a year! Thanks!

Trainriders call new kids who dont know what the fuck they are doing oogles. Its a joke, nobody self identifies as an oogle. Thought you should know.   -trashcookie   Ed note – Another nugget of wisdom from Professor Trash Cookie

Dear editor,   In response to the first comment in the comment section in issue #91, I don’t collect your S.H.I.T. because I use it to start fires. Sorry. Please don’t do the glossy S.H.I.T. like commenter suggested cause then i can’t start fires with it. Thank you. I hate emerald magazine and don’t even pick it up since they …

Hello, california. I have just moved here in last couple weeks from a boring Midwest state, not to mention by name, but anal gov is now V.P. Anyhow, just stumbled across your publication in a store which had about 10 most recent issues. I read each of them more than once, loving em. Got few questions, have you done an …

You are so UN-AMERICAN. All the sex talk, articles about sex, and referring to sex, is not only bad taste, its unbecoming of people such as yourself. You,obviously are a sperm-donor, not a Daddy. Great! 3 more kids who are not going to succeed at anything and are going to always have their hand out expecting everybody else to to …

I am writing to let you know that you have a truly bodacious mag, my dudes. When me and the boys are hang-gliding over various canyons and ravines, we always have a copy of S.H.I.T. on hand to jam to and have a laugh while we soar.   I also love to thumb through the glossy pages of Savage Henry …

I love Savage Henry enough to lick his asshole. Unless he ate spicy fast food recently. Happy Holidays to all of you degenerate drunks! XOXO   – L-Train

Dear Beloved, Illustrious and Wise Editor, How much I laugh while reading this S.H.I.T. is completely determined by how stoned I am. Send me some dank green to smoke and I promise to tell everyone how funny this S.H.I.T. is. Here’s my address (ADDRESS REDACTED) Thank you, OH Great Editor of S.H.I.T. Best Regards, DogStar PS please send sativa if …

Dear sweet sweet california people, I miss this magazine alot. It was always a treat to come down off the hill and stumble into arcata hotel and find tge new issue. I have since moved home to Philadelphia and dont have access to this wonderfully smelling magazine. I send prayer to joan of arc to please allow there to be …

I picked up my first copy of your mag while passing thru Chico last month, and was stoked to see you are based in Humboldt since I went to school there in the 80s! In the Trippn’n issue you had an ad from Hey Juan’s and I’d really like a copy of it. I worked there at the Arcata location …