Letters to the Editor

Your magazine sucks. Grow up and get real jobs you losers. – Alec Howard   Editor’s note – Thanks for reading.

I was having a shit day when I found your magazine outside of my local liquor store in Chico. A combination of your mag and the fucking giant bottle of wine I bought really improved my day. Hope I find the next issue. — @kaylieshainexo to @savagehenrymagazine on Instagram Ed note – Thanks @kaylieshainexo! Our website, savagehenrymagazine.com, has a map where …

Did you intentionally mean to embarrass and make contributor Cee Cee Hill (David Bowie-Blackstar review) look like an ass who is writing about a musician she obviously knows nothing about?! She wrote that Bowie is best known for his cover of the Nirvana song “The Man Who Sold the World.” Ummmm no. Bowie released the song in 1970 and I …

I caught your podcast of 2/25, where you folks said you liked to play Star Wars: Battlefront. Nothing wrong with that, but it got my curiosity up. Has anyone on your podcast played Mario Kart 8, Super Mario Maker, or Splatoon? While I’m at it, have you guys ever played video games while stoned? — Don Lewis ed – Hold the motherfuckin’ …

Dear S.H. I was visiting my son and his family somewhere in Rio Dell. I spent 3 weeks there and in between doing nothing he gave me a stack of Savage Henrys. Read them multiple times and here’s the kicker I don’t remember any of its contents. Waiting for new Star Wars issue from my son. Hopefully he won’t forget …

You guys … all of you are awesome. An HSU transfer student from The Bay, I thought getting my funny bone tickled would be difficult way up here on this side of the Emerald Curtain – mostly after driving through the gloomy streets of Eureka (I never came up to visit before I moved up here). It was actually quite …

Hello there 🙂 Thank you so much for replying to my Savage Henry needs via Instagram 🙂 My collection has only begun at issue # 37 and is consecutive until issue #49. After that I struggled with finding new issues. Managed to find #59 stopping by chance in San Juan. Thank you very much again for taking the time to …

Per my published letter about Sarah Godlin’s review on the AA Bar & Grill you asked me to let you know what sort of things Sonny Wong throws away. 1. An empty bottle of Dom Perignon 2. Empty jars of Beluga caviar 3. A twelve pack of Trojan Magnums (His girl is always smiling) 4. Kraft Mac & cheese box …

I loved Sarah Godlin’s review on the AA Bar and Grill (my #1 place for meat and chicken). The review reminded me of something Hunter S. Thompson would write and was shared and enjoyed. Randall Wright. Ferndale, CA P.S. I’m Sonny Wong’s next door neighbor. _ Ed: Well thanks, Randall! Also, I was wondering what sort of things Sonny Wong …

(Ed Note: Parrot is a regular music contributor, but was apparently too punk to compose their assigned album review.) Fuck you Savage Henry, you filthy advertisement pimp. One of the poverty issue tips should’ve been to wipe your ass with this magazine. This month stop sitting around reading and listening to albums like a moldy little turd and go to …