Letters to the Editor

Instagram Letter

Hello there 🙂 Thank you so much for replying to my Savage Henry needs via Instagram 🙂 My collection has only begun at issue # 37 and is consecutive until issue #49. After that I struggled with finding new issues. Managed to find #59 stopping by chance in San Juan. Thank you very much again for taking the time to …

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Update: High Praise Indeed

Per my published letter about Sarah Godlin’s review on the AA Bar & Grill you asked me to let you know what sort of things Sonny Wong throws away. 1. An empty bottle of Dom Perignon 2. Empty jars of Beluga caviar 3. A twelve pack of Trojan Magnums (His girl is always smiling) 4. Kraft Mac & cheese box …

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High Praise, Indeed

I loved Sarah Godlin’s review on the AA Bar and Grill (my #1 place for meat and chicken). The review reminded me of something Hunter S. Thompson would write and was shared and enjoyed. Randall Wright. Ferndale, CA P.S. I’m Sonny Wong’s next door neighbor. _ Ed: Well thanks, Randall! Also, I was wondering what sort of things Sonny Wong …

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“Fuck you Savage Henry, you filthy advertisement pimp…”

(Ed Note: Parrot is a regular music contributor, but was apparently too punk to compose their assigned album review.) Fuck you Savage Henry, you filthy advertisement pimp. One of the poverty issue tips should’ve been to wipe your ass with this magazine. This month stop sitting around reading and listening to albums like a moldy little turd and go to …

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Alicia Unconventional Liability Niebla

I love ur magazine. I was hung over one day walking home cause there was no bus on sun an laud down on the sidewalk to rest am found savage Henry laying there so I used it to block the sun on my face.after napping awhile I ended up reading it and laughed my ass off. It was fucking great …

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Mean Dave Letter

I would like to personally kick Mean Dave in the taco for not telling the story of “The chronic masturbator.” Piss off you bloody wanker! – jwebb_69 Ed note: Please refer to page 56 of issue #47  

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#47 Letter 2

dear henry, savage: i have herpes on my face (plural: herpii), face mocos, scurvy lip, pirates yarrr. aneway my love bubbles interfere with my finding a female with whom to make infernal nasty. i think i qualify as your most eligible bachelor cus a: i havent gotten laid in yearS with an s. b: do i really need any other …

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#47 Letter 1

Hello S.H.I.T. I love your new “Art issue” but there is one problem, I’d hate to poop on your potty, but the “Chinese burger scientists” are actually Japanese! 上から見た(I can’t read the last two Kanji which I have not included) The reading is about seeing from the top, and 下から見た is something about seeing it from the bottom. I figured …

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$46 Letter #2

[please, I need people to get this…] Ok people, here is the first and last word on dreadlocks! I am a black woman and it took less than a month for me to have completely developed locks (smaller ones that aren’t naturally formed take longer). In fact, I didn’t even separate my hair into sections, those divisions happened on their …

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#46 Letter #1

Savage Henry, you are a one eyed lizard in a world of blind toads. Why do you feel the need to go out on paper? I know that the more paper used makes a need for more trees to planted but I never pegged your gang as environmentalists but what do I know (rhetorical, in case you missed it)? Can …

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