Letters to the Editor

#47 Letter 2

dear henry, savage: i have herpes on my face (plural: herpii), face mocos, scurvy lip, pirates yarrr. aneway my love bubbles interfere with my finding a female with whom to make infernal nasty. i think i qualify as your most eligible bachelor cus a: i havent gotten laid in yearS with an s. b: do i really need any other …

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#47 Letter 1

Hello S.H.I.T. I love your new “Art issue” but there is one problem, I’d hate to poop on your potty, but the “Chinese burger scientists” are actually Japanese! 上から見た(I can’t read the last two Kanji which I have not included) The reading is about seeing from the top, and 下から見た is something about seeing it from the bottom. I figured …

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$46 Letter #2

[please, I need people to get this…] Ok people, here is the first and last word on dreadlocks! I am a black woman and it took less than a month for me to have completely developed locks (smaller ones that aren’t naturally formed take longer). In fact, I didn’t even separate my hair into sections, those divisions happened on their …

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#46 Letter #1

Savage Henry, you are a one eyed lizard in a world of blind toads. Why do you feel the need to go out on paper? I know that the more paper used makes a need for more trees to planted but I never pegged your gang as environmentalists but what do I know (rhetorical, in case you missed it)? Can …

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#45 Letters to the Editor #2

It was such a great time at the comedy open mic at Siren’s Song on Saturday! I love Savage Henry magazine. I always show my back issues to new friends to have them understand where I come from. Usually they become concerned for everyone’s substance abuse and food addictions, bless them. It reminds me of home when I’m in my …

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#45 Letter #1

Dear Savage Henry Magazine, Thank you for enlightening my 16-year-old to the arcane ways of life behind the emerald triangle. I will blame you when I’m renewing his prison subscription. Love, “Big Daddy” Calhoun PS: He thinks I should be a guest on your podcast. Would this act besmirch my otherwise shiny reputation as a community leader? Would there be …

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Letters to the Editor #44 (b)

Savage Henry,                                                                                     11/29/13 How’s it goin? I just go blessed with a copy of your magazine and this has got to be one of the coolest mags I have ever seen! There is a ass load of funny clips and comments. Oh, and that shit about the Russian designer….was fricken off the chain. I was wondering if y’all can put …

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Letters to the Editor #44 (a)

Dear Savage Henry,                                                       11/30/13 I wanna personally thank you for sendin me your magazine. I was fucken stoked to get it. I am in prison hundreds of miles from home (Arcata) and your magazine was the coolest thing I seen in 3 years since my arrest. I am a punk rock sk8er kid and Savage Henry your mag was right …

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Letter to the Editor #43

I have been reading this magazine for a while. Even though I have yet to find anything of real value in it, I would like to congratulate the lady writers in the ‘Harvest’ issue for outperforming the boys. Perhaps you should consider changing the name to Savage Henrietta. Keep up the good work girls. Kindly, Maria Rojas Sacramento, CA  

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Letter to the editor #42

Dear Savage Henry, Hi! I’m new in town and I need some help finding some pot. Not just any pot, though. There seems to be a strain going around that imparts certain knowledge on its users — knowledge that completely escapes me. I see a lot of white kids around here sporting clothing emblazoned with the Ethiopian flag, the Lion …

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