Letters to the Editor

#45 Letters to the Editor #2

It was such a great time at the comedy open mic at Siren’s Song on Saturday! I love Savage Henry magazine. I always show my back issues to new friends to have them understand where I come from. Usually they become concerned for everyone’s substance abuse and food addictions, bless them. It reminds me of home when I’m in my …

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#45 Letter #1

Dear Savage Henry Magazine, Thank you for enlightening my 16-year-old to the arcane ways of life behind the emerald triangle. I will blame you when I’m renewing his prison subscription. Love, “Big Daddy” Calhoun PS: He thinks I should be a guest on your podcast. Would this act besmirch my otherwise shiny reputation as a community leader? Would there be …

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Letters to the Editor #44 (b)

Savage Henry,                                                                                     11/29/13 How’s it goin? I just go blessed with a copy of your magazine and this has got to be one of the coolest mags I have ever seen! There is a ass load of funny clips and comments. Oh, and that shit about the Russian designer….was fricken off the chain. I was wondering if y’all can put …

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Letters to the Editor #44 (a)

Dear Savage Henry,                                                       11/30/13 I wanna personally thank you for sendin me your magazine. I was fucken stoked to get it. I am in prison hundreds of miles from home (Arcata) and your magazine was the coolest thing I seen in 3 years since my arrest. I am a punk rock sk8er kid and Savage Henry your mag was right …

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Letter to the Editor #43

I have been reading this magazine for a while. Even though I have yet to find anything of real value in it, I would like to congratulate the lady writers in the ‘Harvest’ issue for outperforming the boys. Perhaps you should consider changing the name to Savage Henrietta. Keep up the good work girls. Kindly, Maria Rojas Sacramento, CA  

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Letter to the editor #42

Dear Savage Henry, Hi! I’m new in town and I need some help finding some pot. Not just any pot, though. There seems to be a strain going around that imparts certain knowledge on its users — knowledge that completely escapes me. I see a lot of white kids around here sporting clothing emblazoned with the Ethiopian flag, the Lion …

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Dear Money

Dear Money, We met when I was in elementary school, probably first grade. I was foolish then, I would send you away to other kids because I didn’t know you yet. You were there to feed me, but I wanted to go play. I know now I could have hid you and gathered more of your sweet love each day I skipped …

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Letter to the Editor #41

Dear Savage Henry, Upon perusing this months issue I was flabbergasted to locate an advertisement for a medical cannabis club in Portland Oregon. I thought Savage Henry was a local paper about local topics and local people here in Humboldt. What does “Cannablis” have to do with the local Humboldt community? I don’t understand why you would allow a cannabis club …

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I have lived in Arcata for the past five years.

Dear S.H.I.T. I have lived in Arcata for the past five years. During that time I have acquired a mild taste and understanding for your magazine’s skewed local humor, pertaining to local businesses, plazoids, and the growing industry that keeps this County alive (when I say “growing” I do not mean expanding). I feel a certain tinge of fondness every …

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Letter to the Editor #39

What’s up? aarcatas dirty little secret. we know that was a spoof and written by a county employee pot grower. disgusting yet true but was meant as a joke, ” growers lead to homelessness, tooth decay and mexican mafia.” said the old article as a joke but is true. while yall make fun of those victimized by the greed weed …

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