Letters to the Editor

Letter to the Editor #41

Dear Savage Henry, Upon perusing this months issue I was flabbergasted to locate an advertisement for a medical cannabis club in Portland Oregon. I thought Savage Henry was a local paper about local topics and local people here in Humboldt. What does “Cannablis” have to do with the local Humboldt community? I don’t understand why you would allow a cannabis club …

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I have lived in Arcata for the past five years.

Dear S.H.I.T. I have lived in Arcata for the past five years. During that time I have acquired a mild taste and understanding for your magazine’s skewed local humor, pertaining to local businesses, plazoids, and the growing industry that keeps this County alive (when I say “growing” I do not mean expanding). I feel a certain tinge of fondness every …

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Letter to the Editor #39

What’s up? aarcatas dirty little secret. we know that was a spoof and written by a county employee pot grower. disgusting yet true but was meant as a joke, ” growers lead to homelessness, tooth decay and mexican mafia.” said the old article as a joke but is true. while yall make fun of those victimized by the greed weed …

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Letter to the editor #06 (f)

Dear Savage Henry, Remember when, early on, you published an ad asking for ideas from your readers, saying we might get a chance to run our ideas in yer mag? ‘Member how I sent you an email saying how I’d like to write a snarky advice column and how I’m all funny and smart and stuff and you guys should …

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Letter to the editor #06 (e)

Dear Savage Henry, I am a former Humboldt County local that recently moved down to Southern California. I love your magazine but seeing as how I am stuck within the evil clutches of So Cal suburbia I have no way of getting ahold of your wonderful literature. I was wondering if there was any way I might be able to …

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Letter to the editor #06 (d)

Dear Savage Henry, I love movies. I watch a lot of movies. Can’t stand a movie with a rape scene in it, though. Don’t much like rape scenes in magazines either. Some of my favorite movies, on the other hand, feature the winning combination of tattooing (surprise, surprise) and revenge. There’s that winning scene in The Girl With the Dragon …

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Letters to the editor #06 (c)

On page 5 of the September issue you mention a Laramie Valley. I don’t think there’s a Laramie Valley in Humboldt man. There is definitely a Larabee Valley though. – russb emdee Dear russb, Congratulations! Savage Henry Magazine’s intentional misuse of the “Laramie Valley” reference was in fact an Easter egg — a hidden in-joke that you were first to …

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Letter to the editor #06 (b)

Dear Editors, What have you done with Madame Specifica?  I can’t help but think that some foul play is involved by the sinister look of that black box announcement about her.  Who cares about this woman’s psychic abilities, MS is FUNNY!  Funny is a rare commodity, especially in your zine.  A couple of months ago I bet MS would outlast …

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Letter to the editor #06 (a)

Dear Savage Henry, Thank you for printing my letter to the editor in your last issue. Unfortunately Pete did not maliciously paint over my mural like I claimed, but only reluctantly painted over it after some bureaucratic art Nazis from the commie- toilet known as Arcata City Hall forced him to do it. Knowing this I would like to personally …

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Letter to the editor #05 (d)

WHAT IF HE CALLS AT 7 FROM THE TOP OF THE HILL? … WHAT WILL I SAY? … WHILE SWALLOWING THE BREAKUP OF MY OWN DOING GOES DOWN LIKE A SANDPAPERED SHOT OF LORD FUCKING CALVERT … GET OFF THE MOUNTAIN AND COME BACK TO ME! (YEAH RIGHT) … I DON’T WANT YOUR BUD OR YOUR MONEY … JUST YOU. …

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