Letters to the Editor

Letters to the editor #06 (c)

On page 5 of the September issue you mention a Laramie Valley. I don’t think there’s a Laramie Valley in Humboldt man. There is definitely a Larabee Valley though. – russb emdee Dear russb, Congratulations! Savage Henry Magazine’s intentional misuse of the “Laramie Valley” reference was in fact an Easter egg — a hidden in-joke that you were first to …

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Letter to the editor #06 (b)

Dear Editors, What have you done with Madame Specifica?  I can’t help but think that some foul play is involved by the sinister look of that black box announcement about her.  Who cares about this woman’s psychic abilities, MS is FUNNY!  Funny is a rare commodity, especially in your zine.  A couple of months ago I bet MS would outlast …

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Letter to the editor #06 (a)

Dear Savage Henry, Thank you for printing my letter to the editor in your last issue. Unfortunately Pete did not maliciously paint over my mural like I claimed, but only reluctantly painted over it after some bureaucratic art Nazis from the commie- toilet known as Arcata City Hall forced him to do it. Knowing this I would like to personally …

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Letter to the editor #05 (d)

WHAT IF HE CALLS AT 7 FROM THE TOP OF THE HILL? … WHAT WILL I SAY? … WHILE SWALLOWING THE BREAKUP OF MY OWN DOING GOES DOWN LIKE A SANDPAPERED SHOT OF LORD FUCKING CALVERT … GET OFF THE MOUNTAIN AND COME BACK TO ME! (YEAH RIGHT) … I DON’T WANT YOUR BUD OR YOUR MONEY … JUST YOU. …

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Letter to the editor #05 (c)

Dear Savage Henry, I don’t have a toilet tank but I do have this tan oak to hold your magazine. It’s a good distraction from the mosquitoes while I’m dropping one. Thanks. Mitch (from can’t tell ya)

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Letters to the editor #05 (a)

Editor, I was seriously pissed. A little bit of worry may have blotched that felonious anger, but seriously, i was pissed! SIX WEEKS. OK, OK, OK. So you have responsibilities: friends, neighbors, jobs, mothers and fathers (sometimes two of the same sex) you have to deal with. You have to spread yourselves thin from time to time under pressure from …

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Letter to the editor #05 (b)

Editor, This just in: Pizza-ruiner and all-around art-hater Big Pete has just overseen the buffing of Sheik’s monumental mural on the side of Big Pete’s Arcata location. “I wouldn’t have painted anything if I knew he was going to buff it one month later,” said outraged artist Sheik. “I even used my own paint, time and everything. That mural was …

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Letters to the editor #04 (c)

Dear S.H. Editor, While A. Nus (SH #3, letters to the editor) has clearly spent a good portion of his life in the Humboldt pot industry, he’s misidentified the top tier of his cannabis industry hierarchy. Growers don’t belong in this hierarchy, because real growers actually grow and trim their own weed, thus avoiding hierarchy. People who need three cell …

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Letters to the editor #04 (b)

Dear Editor, Wow. Sarah Godlin’s article in the July issue about her Grandma’s forwarded emails. AWESOME! First I tried the hair conditioner to shave my legs. I have this really nice hair conditioner, but I hate the smell. I gave your tip a try, and hot shit, it worked great and I can’t smell my legs anyways! Now I eat …

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Letter to the editor #04 (a)

Dear Savage Henry editors, I am frustrated by your decision to not run my short erotic story, “My Advisor and Me”. As a feminist and avid proponent of First Amendment rights, it offends me that your editorial team would participate in this type of censorship. I felt empowered by writing about a sexual encounter that was both incredibly exciting and …

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