Selling raw milk is illegal in Humboldt County (and California along with 27 other states).
While this makes me want to laugh and vomit simultaneously at the gall of others telling me what risks I can and can not take with my health, I wonder about all of those people growing Kombucha in their cabinets.
The Bacteria in Kombucha has been responsible for making people sick and killing at least one person, and is a hell of a lot more prevalent than raw milk.
I had a goat once apon a time named Grindy. Grindy would spend his days grinding up blackberry bushes and pissing on his own beard. He made little poop pebbles that I once saw my dog eat before they hit the ground. He was a master at autofelatiation and stinking to high hell. You know what he smelled like? Goat milk. I can't touch the Chevre that the hoity-toity think is all the rage. It smells like Grindy. But you know what I never smelled a bunch of? A living pig. Dead ones are delicious. I'm not supposed to eat them, they are for the Goym, but shit.I do.
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