Cocktail School

Science

science

Displacement: Wherever ice is, whiskey isn’t.

Poetry: The Haiku

poetry

The chick with the boobs
gets served before you always.
Kill her in the john.

Math:

math

Joey has 11 dollars, no friends, and no vagina. How many beers can he have at the bar?
Joey can have 2 lonely, lonely beers. I hope he chokes on them.

History:

history

I haa… haad sseven, no, six drrinksssssoo totagly cool to drrive.

Music:

music

“Sun kissed skin, so hot, we’ll melt your popsicle. Ohoh-ohoh.”

Art: 

drunk-funny-pictures-68

 

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A sharpie is an alcohol-tolerant person’s best friend, and a whiskey weakling’s worst enemy.

 

 

 

About Sarah Godlin

Sarah Godlin, one of the creators of Savage Henry, lives in the heart of Humboldt County, California. She has a bit of a Napoleon Complex, but all in all is a hell of a gal. She's responsible for the fold-in's, Catty Mean Girl, the Monthly Confessions, The parental Warning, many features and a grip of the other funny that make Savage Henry so great. She also wrangles writers. If you think you're a funny writer, get a hold of her. She can loud whistle, play harmonica and back a trailer into a tight space. She's a lefty and a Clippers fan. She's also a Raiders fan but don't hold that against her, she enjoys winning just as much as the next person. You can follow her on Twitter! twitter.com/bloglin You can send her emails! godlin@savagehenrymagazine.com You can send her presents! http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f2aa/ 791 8th Street, Suite 5 Arcata, Ca 95521

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