Cocktail School



Displacement: Wherever ice is, whiskey isn’t.

Poetry: The Haiku


The chick with the boobs
gets served before you always.
Kill her in the john.



Joey has 11 dollars, no friends, and no vagina. How many beers can he have at the bar?
Joey can have 2 lonely, lonely beers. I hope he chokes on them.



I haa… haad sseven, no, six drrinksssssoo totagly cool to drrive.



“Sun kissed skin, so hot, we’ll melt your popsicle. Ohoh-ohoh.”





A sharpie is an alcohol-tolerant person’s best friend, and a whiskey weakling’s worst enemy.




About Sarah Godlin

Sarah Godlin, one of the creators of Savage Henry, lives in the heart of Humboldt County, California. She has a bit of a Napoleon Complex, but all in all is a hell of a gal. She's responsible for the fold-in's, Catty Mean Girl, the Monthly Confessions, The parental Warning, many features and a grip of the other funny that make Savage Henry so great. She also wrangles writers. If you think you're a funny writer, get a hold of her. She can loud whistle, play harmonica and back a trailer into a tight space. She's a lefty and a Clippers fan. She's also a Raiders fan but don't hold that against her, she enjoys winning just as much as the next person. You can follow her on Twitter! You can send her emails! You can send her presents! 791 8th Street, Suite 5 Arcata, Ca 95521

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