C.B. Kelly, contributor
People love making pot food. But what happens when pot is legalized everywhere, and all the people who did it for the thrill are left with nowhere else to turn for their illegal edibles? Here is a list of ideas for snacks and treats to be made with the illegal drugs of today.
Like a pecan sandy, but with an Oxycodone placed on top.
Those aren’t sprinkles in the frosting, they’re meth crystals.
Crack Rock Candy
Crack cocaine on a stick.
Bath Salt Suckers
First it tastes like grape, then like a human face.
Stir it into some milk, and you’ve got yourself a muddy k-hole.
There’s no drugs in them, and they aren’t illegal. But I’m definitely addicted, and I can’t stop shooting them into my arm.
Fluffy, yet crisp.
Robitussin and Pancakes
No maple syrup? No worries.
Comes in a variety of colors, some of which are new to the color wheel.