Countdown to harvest…

Things are coming along steadily. you are starting to see and smell the fruits of your sweaty labor. Civilians smell it, too … it’s almost time to post up, get sticky, do a line or two of coke and make some sitting-down money. take these steps now to lube your harvest situation when it’s time

Growers…

1) Dump your steady girlfriend to ensure the flow of trimmer tang is uninhibited.

2) Hire an extra. The other guy has been there by himself for so long that when he gets about 10 more people he’s bound to be overexcited and super drunk. Someone else should operate the scale.

3) Begin your collection of pilfered WinCo paper bags now.

4) Start calling the old buddies and their wives who live out of town. They are slow trimmers, but they won’t go anywhere and they don’t have any of that “I’ve been trimming for 12 years; I don’t do smalls” attitude. They will also bring a bunch of their own food.

5) Take a dump run before 15 friends and friends of friends invade the space where you have been alone, drinking and making drunken outdoor meals for months. Then the new staff won’t trash the place. 6) Plumbing issues? Lack of plumbing? Dig that shitter a little deeper before it’s all anyone can talk about next year.

1) Dump your steady girlfriend to ensure the flow of trimmer tang is uninhibited. 2) Hire an extra. The other guy has been there by himself for so long that when he gets about 10 more people he’s bound to be overexcited and super drunk. Someone else should operate the scale. 3) Begin your collection of pilfered WinCo paper bags now. 4) Start calling the old buddies and their wives who live out of town. They are slow trimmers, but they won’t go anywhere and they don’t have any of that “I’ve been trimming for 12 years; I don’t do smalls” attitude. They will also bring a bunch of their own food. 5) Take a dump run before 15 friends and friends of friends invade the space where you have been alone, drinking and making drunken outdoor meals for months. Then the new staff won’t trash the place. 6) Plumbing issues? Lack of plumbing? Dig that shitter a little deeper before it’s all anyone can talk about next year.

Trimmers…

1) Get your vacation time sorted out or quit your job. Leaving halfway through to do your other job is kind of pussy.

2) Get a tune-up and a brake check. No one wants to see your vehicle parked halfway up the hill or bent around a tree halfway down.

3) Clean out the tent unless you plan on staying in the dirty bed of a grow bro. But bring it just in case he’s fired by the time you get there.

4) Start your networking for the good digs now or you’ll be passed around to someones buddy in Hayfork where dinner is Pabst and breakfast is Dr Pepper.

Go time is almost upon us. let’s make it a good one, which means no one gets shot, no one gets mauled by a bear, no one rolls off a cliff in his sleep and no one spills a beer in his bag.

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