Dad Was A Big Man

John Dooley, contributor

There’s always going to be someone With a bigger dick than you
Dad told me as I looked up to him

There will always be someone Stronger
Better looking
With more money

A better car
A prettier woman
Bigger house
Who tells funnier jokes Knows more important people Who’s been there first
Who is smarter
Luckier

Someone who makes you look and feel small in every way

Just hang in there
And do the best you can
With what you have
Because you’ll be all that to someone else He told me
And believe me
He said
It’ll feel damn good
When you finally
Realize it

And when you do Remember, that other bastard Beats you by a mile

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