David Lee Roth, lead singer of the rock group Van Halen, sings during a concert at the Spectrum in Philadelphia, Pa., on Oct. 19, 1982. (AP Photo)

David Lee Roth’s Tips for Success

Van Halen vocalist David Lee Roth has lived quite the life. He’s had ups and downs, highs and lows, but all in all, his has been a life filled with success, whether as a singer, an actor, an author, or a celebrity.

Recently Diamond Dave sat down with Savage Henry to talk about some of his keys to a successful life.

1) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-HA-HA-HAAAAAAA

2) WUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUGHHH

3) MMMOOOOOOOOOOO-RABABABOW

4) SCOOBITY BOP-BOP

5) HEY

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