Some things are almost dinosaurs. They are Dinosaurish. Dinosauresque. Here is a stupid list of these things since, from internet data, we know you people like lists.

Did you know that there is a sack full of rocks inside of every chicken? That is the only thing I learned in high school Ag class.

Old Smokers
Every cigarette you inhale brings you closer to being a dinosaur. That is not really a bad thing. It’s just that other humans don’t want to hump dinosaurs.

Hairless Cats
Gross. Gross. Gross. Yuck. Also the fact that they are hairless is gross too.

Dinah Shore
So close, Dinah.

Honey Boo Boo
Does anyone even know who this is? When does that change?


About Sarah Godlin

Sarah Godlin, one of the creators of Savage Henry, lives in the heart of Humboldt County, California. She has a bit of a Napoleon Complex, but all in all is a hell of a gal. She's responsible for the fold-in's, Catty Mean Girl, the Monthly Confessions, The parental Warning, many features and a grip of the other funny that make Savage Henry so great. She also wrangles writers. If you think you're a funny writer, get a hold of her. She can loud whistle, play harmonica and back a trailer into a tight space. She's a lefty and a Clippers fan. She's also a Raiders fan but don't hold that against her, she enjoys winning just as much as the next person. You can follow her on Twitter! twitter.com/bloglin You can send her emails! godlin@savagehenrymagazine.com You can send her presents! http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f2aa/ 791 8th Street, Suite 5 Arcata, Ca 95521

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