Dum Dum Suckers

Banks get a bad rap.

Sure, some bankers have taken advantage of the poor and stolen from their customers, but generally speaking, banks ain’t so bad.

Perfect example: free Dum Dum suckers at the clerk windows. Just right there, free, all the flavors of Dum Dum suckers for you to sample.  It’s a perfect example how banks respect their customers. Touching really.

We trust these establishments with our finances and hard-earned money while they satisfy our sweet tooth as we hope and pray that $400 check didn’t go through yet.

Not Tootsie Pops. Nor Charms. Dum Dum suckers. Dum. Dum. Suckers.

About Chris Durant

Chris Durant has worked at not working for decades. He's the publisher of Savage Henry Magazine.

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