Banks get a bad rap.
Sure, some bankers have taken advantage of the poor and stolen from their customers, but generally speaking, banks ain’t so bad.
Perfect example: free Dum Dum suckers at the clerk windows. Just right there, free, all the flavors of Dum Dum suckers for you to sample. It’s a perfect example how banks respect their customers. Touching really.
We trust these establishments with our finances and hard-earned money while they satisfy our sweet tooth as we hope and pray that $400 check didn’t go through yet.
Not Tootsie Pops. Nor Charms. Dum Dum suckers. Dum. Dum. Suckers.