Durant’s Job History

I started working when I was young. I was an entrepreneur at a young age and would rather earn a paycheck than a letter on some stupid sweater in high school. So join me on this cathartic exercise on my road to a phat Social Security check! (All years are circa):

1983 – Door-to-door plum and mistletoe salesman – Greater Livermore area
1985 – Paperboy – Roseville
1986 –Range Boy at Diamond Oaks Golf Course – Roseville
1987 – Cook/Counter – Jack-in-the-Box – Roseville
1988 – Dime bag salesman – Roseville
1988 – Cook/Counter – Round Table Pizza – Roseville
1989 – Batting Cage Manager/Lil’ Indy Raceway attendant – Citrus Heights
1990 – Dough roller – Round Table Pizza – Roseville
1991 – Cook – Johnny Rockets – Tokyo
1991 – Cocktail Waiter – New Sanno Hotel – Tokyo
1992 – Door-to-door film club salesman – Greater Sacramento area
1992 – All Male Porno actor – San Fernando Valley
1992 – Car Salesman – Future Nissan – Roseville
1992 – Clerk – Dimple Records – Roseville
1993 – Cook – Lorenzo’s Mexican Restaurant – Roseville
1993 – Dough roller – Round Table Pizza – Truckee
1993 – Independent DJ – Multiple venues – Truckee/Tahoe City
1994 – Clerk – 7/11 – Tahoe City
1994 – River raft putter in the water guy – Tahoe City
1995 – Sandwich Artist – Subway – Tahoe City
1995 – Cook – Meth Lab – Inland Empire
1995 – Sheet fed press feeder – Some dumbass print shop I had to sue – Sacramento
1995 – Doorman – Tabloid ‘95 – Sacramento
1996 – Doorman – American Legion – Sacramento
1997- Cook – The Stoney Inn – Sacramento
1997 – Hitman for Whitey Bulger – Boston
1997 – Delivery Driver – Freeport Bakery – Sacramento
1997 -Doorman – Off Campus Book Store – Sacramento
1998 – Prep Cook – Co-Op – Sacramento
1999 – Water Meter Reader – Sacramento
2002 – Reporter – Times-Standard – Eureka
2010 – present – CIA Operative – Undisclosed
2010 – present – Editor/Writer/Ad Sales/Distribution – Savage Henry Magazine – Northern California & Oregon

About Chris Durant

Chris Durant has worked at not working for decades. He's the publisher of Savage Henry Magazine.

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