The Edible Diaries Vol. 3

Billy Wayne Davis, contributor

(ed note – This is an ongoing column from comedian Billy Wayne Davis about his adventures after being given a “tub” of edibles by a comedy fan after performing in Humboldt in October. It will run every month until he returns for the 4th Annual Savage Henry Magazine Comedy Festival Sept. 3 – Sept. 5.)

I always forget how fucking big the trees get. They are THAT big, right? Should I be driving? Yeah I’m good to go, its a FORD. A FORD Focus. Ford FOCUS.  FOCUS. FOCUS. A FORD FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. ford FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. fart. FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. burp. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. itch. FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. ford ford ford FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FORD FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. another fart. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS.

Whoa. That was the opposite of what I wanted. I think i just drove like 20-25 miles without any recollection. The trees are getting bigger and giggling at us. You know they know, you know? I can see their whispers. “Focus. He’s driving a focus. He needs to unfocus. I bet he’s got hairy balls. Anyone else wish they could walk? I’m tired of swaying. Billy’s going bald. I can see in his sunroof. Focus Focus FOCUS FOCUS.”  I could hear the trees. Thanks, pot. Can you make it stop now? The trees are really dumb. Like cows but for oxygen. I’m hungry. Where are those cookies? Wait, are those the good ones or the GOOD ones? Focus, BWD, there are no wrong choices on this journey, just journey extending choices. Which tub is the right one?

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