Sarah Godlin, staff
Californians spread a quarter of an avocado on sourdough bread.
Oregonians cut a circle out of wheat toast with a cup and fry an egg inside.
Washingtonians sprinkle capers over their smoked salmon bagel.
Marylanders fill omelettes with potatoes and scrapple.
Texans eat chorizo burritos.
These all seem pretty sane. (Except for the scrapple. That shit’s disgusting.) America does Breakfast right. Pancakes. Bacon. Tortillas. Sausage. Butter. Fruit. U- S-A!
Now let’s check out England.