Failed Breakfast Cereal/Movie Tie-ins

Timothy Paul, contributor

The Fast and the Flakiest

Saving Private Raisin

Diary of a Mad Black Marshmallow

Das Fruit

Cream of Madea

Citizen Grain

Dallas Buyers Puffs

Chocolate Phillips

The Wolf of Puffed Wheat

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Crisp

True Grits

No Cookies for Old Milk

Sea Biscuits

Four Weddings and Some Mueslix

Iron Bran

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fiber

Of Rice and Men

From Russia with Nuts

Magic Milk

The Spy Who Loved Wheat

A Cereal Named Desire

Junoats

JFKrisp

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