Failed Jerry Maguire Taglines

Many people don’t know this, but that pivotal scene in “Jerry Maguire” where Cuba Gooding Jr. and Tom Cruise are yelling at each other the phone “Show me the money!” was the 315th take. It was also the first one that used that line, after Cameron Crowe let the actors improv after take 45. Here are some of the other lines they used:

  • “Show me the cream cheese!”
  • “Show me your weiner!”
  • “Show me the square root of 456,896!”
  • “Show me some respect and dignity when we go out in public!”
  • “Show me on this map where Azerbaijan is, I can’t find it for the life of me!”
  • “Show me yours and I’ll show you mine!”
  • “Show me where my career is going after this movie!”
  • “Show me a world without wine and I’ll show you a world without sunshine!”
  • “Show me on the doll where the man touched you!”
  • “Show me a good time when I come to town and visit you some time in the near future!”

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Chris Durant has worked at not working for decades. He's the publisher of Savage Henry Magazine.

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