Senior businessman falling near caution sign in hallway

Funny Things to Say When Someone Trips While Walking

“Why you trippin’?”

“See you next fall!”

“Logan dies in the end!”

“Your mom ate your placenta!”

“What’s with the gravitational pull around your facial area in relation to the flat surface you are trying to remain affixed to only with your feet?”

Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six.”

“It’s wrong to breed pugs and bulldogs!”

“Your parents show their shame of you in small, passive-aggressive comments!”

“If you are hurt you won’t pay out of pocket at the hospital, hoser!” (Only applicable in Canada)

“How’s the weather down there?”


About Sarah Godlin

Sarah Godlin, one of the creators of Savage Henry, lives in the heart of Humboldt County, California. She has a bit of a Napoleon Complex, but all in all is a hell of a gal. She's responsible for the fold-in's, Catty Mean Girl, the Monthly Confessions, The parental Warning, many features and a grip of the other funny that make Savage Henry so great. She also wrangles writers. If you think you're a funny writer, get a hold of her. She can loud whistle, play harmonica and back a trailer into a tight space. She's a lefty and a Clippers fan. She's also a Raiders fan but don't hold that against her, she enjoys winning just as much as the next person. You can follow her on Twitter! You can send her emails! You can send her presents! 791 8th Street, Suite 5 Arcata, Ca 95521

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