The History of Dressing Up Cats Like Little Gentlemen

You’d think that an animal with such a highly visible butthole would be more modest, but cats are the snootiest of animals. People have been exaggerating the kitty cat’s uppityness with clothing and mustaches from time immemorial. There are cave paintings in Africa of lions and tigers sporting dandy little pinstriped pants and monocles even before the invention of the circle or of glass. Or of pinstripes.

With the dawn of photography there was once again a sharp upswing of gentleman felines. You can find them now in the photo studios of many a virgin photographer (sex virgin, not photo virgin) and also all over the Internet. Like anywhere there, on any random Internet page, or in any Google image search or on your mom’s facebook page. Also they are on the Internet.

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